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Please stop writing novellas about minor characters, because even though I'll read it anyway, this means that you are not spending your time writing the next installment of the Kingkiller Chroni… (View Post)

The minister's cat read Mr. Mercedes. Double points! (View Post)

My 6-week old burps like a frat boy who's had too much beer. I ate a container of peanut butter gelato for lunch today, and a container of caramel cookie gelato for lunch yesterday. My gym membe… (View Post)