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What are the worst gifts you've received from...

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  • We have every "As Seen on TV" item known to man. Gloves that peel potatoes. Some spray liquid to keep the driveway from freezing (not). Metal coil thingies to put on our shoes to walk on ice (DH loves them--oy). A cheese knife that can cut through a beer can.

    And the piece de resistance: for my 40th birthday, I received a set of Sham-Wows.

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  • Not so much the worst gifts ever, but my MIL thinks its great fun to stuff our christmas stockings with junk and things that we will never use, or things that Im allergic too!

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  • imageDr.Loretta:

    And the piece de resistance: for my 40th birthday, I received a set of Sham-Wows.

    I got this too. Still sitting at the bottom of my bathroom closet...

  • A 10 lb. garden rock. 

    We live on the 7th floor in a high-rise condo in the middle of downtown DC.

  • We got a giant framed portrait of the two of them....which we have to take out of the closet and hang whenever they come to visit, which luckily isn't often.
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  • A waist-high statue of Jesus, "for our bedroom".
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  • MIL works at a hospital, and brings home a lot of samples to give us as stocking stuffers and gifts.  It was kind of nice at first to get the deep mositurizing lotions and prescription strength advil until it came with a disclaimer, "You didn't get this as a Christmas present."
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  • I've only been married a year. However, my DH had to talk my MIL out of getting me a snuggie. My birthday is on Monday and there is a mystery box from her here. Who knows what's inside.
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  • We've gotten some totally hiddy holiday decorations--for every holiday. Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, winter, Valentine's Day, Arbor Day....

  • Once she bought me ugly earrings, but she always gives me the receipt, so I was able to take them back and got a really cute pair of Born Sandals.

    That was a major shocker though, she always gets me wonderful gifts!

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  • imageLovelyMissNikki:
    A waist-high statue of Jesus, "for our bedroom".

     

    That's too awesome.

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  • imageLovelyMissNikki:
    A waist-high statue of Jesus, "for our bedroom".
    amazing i got a denim jacked bedazzled with pink rhinestones, which was 3 sizes too big. It came from cracker barrel, along with a super smelly scent packet that made me sick. This was all for my birthday. I can only imagine what will be for christmas.
  • Ugly PJs. That were a size too big and frankly, really ugly.
  • From MIL: a christmas decoration that had a disclaimer on the box saying to wash your hands after handeling, due to the lead content of the decoration. Aparently the decor could cause me to be infertile... coincidence? Also she loves to give me fuzzy socks in odd colors.

  • First off, Sham-Wows are actually pretty much awesome. My Mom got some really cheap at the market, and she swears by them. I use them now too, they work as re-usable Swiffer cloths.

    I haven't gotten a terrible gift from BF's Mom, however his Grandma does do weird gifts. We have a gift exchange thing on Christmas Eve with the whole family where we fight over terrible stuff she's picked up at the Dollar Store and Liquidation World over the past year. Strange stuff, like packs of tube socks, or completely un-absorbent tea towels. 

    He pretty much had me at "hello".
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  • I got some horrible gold rimmed goblets, a set of four tacky plaster angels (and the box was previously opened, so I am guessing this is a regift)
  • a thong

    :-(

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  • imagetgwedding07:

    a thong

    :-(

    HAHA! Reminds me of the time my MIL's porn collection fell on DH and me when we were in her bedroom.

    MIL usually gets me pretty nice things, but this Christmas maybe not. EVERY time I see her now, if I say something to DH that she can't hear, she freaks out and says, "OMG, I'm going to be a grammy again?!?" So unless I get pg before Christmas, it could be interesting. DH's uncle has called me pregnant for years now. I'm only 120lbs at 5'8". I dont look pg!

    BUT my brother in law has a tendency to get those cheap little gift baskets full of horrible smelling lotions and stuff that you see when you walk in any story around the holidays. He HATES me, and tells DH to get a new wife, so it's not a surprise.

  • My In-laws are great. The most odd thing we've gotten is dental hygiene products, but she's really into clean teeth and it's super handy to have spare floss and sonicare toothrbrush replacements- we don't complain!
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  • Let's see. First Christmas together I got a bathrobe that MIL told me as I opened it "If you don't like it that's okay, I will keep it. I bought it in my size and a color I liked just in case." Second Christmas together I got a pair of socks (I think they were for DH, b/c they are dark blue and men's), 2 really tacky Christmas ornaments that still had the dollar store tags on them showing they were BOGO free and green towels for our bathroom (that MIL had bought for HER bathroom, but she ended up having it re-painted so they didn't match anymore). I got a pair of pajamas last year that are 2 sizes too small (MIL told me if they didn't fit there is a girl at her church that they would fit). For my bday last year (the first one I actually got a present for) I got flannel sheets for our bed that are size Twin. We own a Queen bed and a Queen pillowtop bed. (SIL told me she had bought them w/o looking at the size and realized they wouldn't fit her bed, so MIL gave them to me)
  • Homemade pink jewelry (earrings, bracelet and necklace) that looks like it was made for a 5 year old's dress up collection.

    A cake server in the shape of a stiletto.

    A pink butterfly necklace.

    By the way, these are all from my SIL's who are 10-15 years older than me.

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  • my FIL sent us a box of crap one year that included a canned ham and a container of peanuts. My DH is allergic to peanuts and a canned ham??? disgusting.
  • My birthday is in November, so the first year my H and I were married, my MIL gave me the most hideous Christmas sweater known to mankind - complete with bells and big red puffy balls that hung off of it, and she insisted that I wear it to Christmas dinner.

    The year before last, my SIL gave everyone a framed picture of herself.

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  • The ugliest turtleneck ever made and it was 2 sizes too big.
  • For my birthday one year, MIL got me a maternity sweater.(and no, I wasn't pregnant) I don't think she realized what she bought, so I didn't say anything....just did the old smile and nod.
  • imageblu-eyedwife:
    We got a giant framed portrait of the two of them....which we have to take out of the closet and hang whenever they come to visit, which luckily isn't often.

    Oh. My. Gosh.

    That's awful!

  • Clothes that are too small
  • A $9.99 BBB sale electric can opener as a wedding gift.
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  • MIL - build-a-bear outfits 2 years ago when we were about 2 years into our infertility struggle (which she knew about) for when we "finally" get pregnant.  It's even worse because she knows that, for religious reasons, I wouldn't bring anything baby related into my house until after a baby is born.  They are in my garage and bother me there.

    BIL/SIL - a week at their timeshare as a wedding gift.  It went from being a one bedroom condo to an efficiency to "well, you'll come with us and we get a 2 bedroom (they have 2 kids) and you guys can share a room with A (our niece)!

    When they got married, before I was in the family, my husband asked what they wanted and they said a refrigerator for their new house and then they went and picked a $2000 fridge, 10 years ago!  And, in return, we get to bunk with an 8 year old (yeah, we never plan to collect on this gift....)!

  • My MIL gave me a closet tension rod for my birthday. fun.
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