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Rape victims

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Re: Rape victims

  • I would love to pimp you out to all of my potential brides.  I hand out folders to everyone that tours and, whether they book with me or not, your info stays with them.  Free advertising in Missouri.  Let me know if you are interested. 
  • Hezz, you got mad skillz, yo.  Seriously, seriously beautiful work.  I'll bet by the time you're done raping the paper forgot that it didn't consent in the first place.
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • So these are like Evites, but on real paper?
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • imagebuddhagouda:
    Is it sad that this thread already has me envisioning birthday invites for Ethan? He's not even three months old.

    I have no kids and I'm already trying to figure out how to convince DH to make our imaginary child have a bday bash to have her make the invites. Beautiful. I really want to go to that Bonfire on the beach. That whole thing sounds awesome.

  • shorty, I'll definitely take you up on that at some point.
    I don't know how legit I would seem at this point without a website to direct people to. Once I get rocking I'll revisit this with you.  And thank you!

    Groomz, they had it coming. That paper was dressed like a slore.

    Fent, they're more like those little commercial kids Valentine's we used to give each other. Or Garbage Pail Kids cards.

    Fozzy, if you want, I can make you an conception invitation to give to your husband to make a baby. I can even photoshop your faces together so he'll have an idea of what your kid will look like.

  • imageHezzerlah:

    Fozzy, if you want, I can make you an conception invitation to give to your husband to make a baby. I can even photoshop your faces together so he'll have an idea of what your kid will look like.

    Ummm, sign me up for one of these.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • When is the party in your pants, Cali?
    I want to make sure I have enough time to make this perfect.
  • Not sure.  Probably a few more months.  I can wait until you're done.  I wouldn't want to start TTC without a formal invite anyway.  That would be uncouth.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I would never attempt to conceive a baby with anyone unless I had a written invitation to do so. Preferably one with a matching envelope and an RSVP card.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Not proper at'tall!

    If you're serious, I think that's a hilarious, awesome, very you guys thing to do. Send me a hi-res picture of each of you from as straight on as possible.

  • Those are all awesome. Wow.

    And from one LL to the mother of an LL-to-be, nice choice :)

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    Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
  • Oh I get it now!!!  They're real good, shugah.
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
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