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2011 Predictions

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  • Thanks Cali.  That's why you're my leader.
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    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • imagenoisy_penguin:

    imageKristenBtobe:
    I predict Babbs will come back.

    Hmm. Do you have insider information?

    No. Just that she misses people. 

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  • imagenoisy_penguin:

    imageBobLoblaw:
    I have an IUD now, people! And I'm po'!

    There's never a perfect time to have kids! You should just have 10 now!

    Gat! Gat!

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • image_Fenton:
     

     OR when I hear he has a new girlfriend, I go out and get pregnant on purpose and trap some guy into marrying me so that I don't have to be alone.

    Frankly, that would really be the only appropriate way to handle news like that.

  • Winged, your brother marrying a friend didn't work out so well this last time!

    I predict another move for Fallin, a baby for Fenton from a drunk one night stand (Then Twan will get all jealous and want her back and the baby)

  • imageAliza131:

    Winged, your brother marrying a friend didn't work out so well this last time!

    I predict another move for Fallin, a baby for Fenton from a drunk one night stand (Then Twan will get all jealous and want her back and the baby)

    Huh? 

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Meegs with leave her husband for a lady and start a lesbian commune.

    Wendy will single-handedly restart the space program and walk on the moon.

    OOT will take Fent under her wing and they will spend much of 2011 touring Europe and charming rich men out of their fortunes.

    I will Lanie-face Aliza for that prediction. Oh, no, wait, it's still 2010 so it doesn't count.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imageBobLoblaw:
    Huh? 

    I'm feeling a bit this.

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  • imagenoisy_penguin:

    imageBobLoblaw:
    Huh? 

    I'm feeling a bit this.

    Would you be offended if I told you it's actually already happened and I already had an abortion?

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • In 2011, Aliza will continue to defecate on the English language and make insanely inappropriate comments from time to time.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • image_Fenton:
    imagenoisy_penguin:

    imageBobLoblaw:
    Huh? 

    I'm feeling a bit this.

    Would you be offended if I told you it's actually already happened and I already had an abortion?

    Well no. I'd expect that from you.

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  • imagesamfish2bcrab:

    I also predict one major increse in finances (lottery?) for someone

     Ooh, that's gotta be me. I just got an email from the Federal Bureau of Investigation that my 1.5 million dollars from Nigeria should be here shortly, I just have to provide all my personal information. to a Mr. Fang Hollowen.

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • I am sorry if I offended you Fenton. I didn't mean it to be. I was trying to be funny, I get that I failed. 

    I won't apologize for my grammar cause well, it isn't going to get any better. 

  • Holy crap. I have a hard time thinking fenton would take offense to any of this. And she has specifically asked people not to walk on eggshells around her.

    The fenton I know likes to make light of painful situations. Most of us here do, or have we forgotten the majorly inappropraite jokes as fitty's mom was dying.

    I mean, I don't know her like some of you, but this is beyond my comprehension.

  • I didn't think Aliza's comment was inappropriate. In fact, I even chuckled.
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    11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
  • I'm not worried about offending the delicate lotus blossom that is Fenton.  I just found it to be wholly inappropriate and a pretty shiitty thing to say to anybody.  I don't even see how it could be ha ha funny at all.

    I'm even more annoyed that it was said because then it looks like I'm trying to baby Fenton or something by responding to it.  

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • No one had any sort of "DELETE THAT! LOCK IT DOWN!" reaction. I think it was in poor taste, personally. I know it's Fenton and she said not to walk on eggshells, but I still say err on the side of caution.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • fenton said basically the same confession for herself. It appears that aliza was just playing off of that.

    this is bananas. we have said absurd things in the face of difficult situations before. it is how this board and most of the members on it have always coped. what the foff is happening here.

  • imagewingedbride:

    fenton said basically the same confession for herself. It appears that aliza was just playing off of that.

    this is bananas. we have said absurd things in the face of difficult situations before. it is how this board and most of the members on it have always coped. what the foff is happening here.

    I could say the same of your reaction. What, 3 people? 4? expressed they felt it was in poor taste. It's not a big call-out rumble. Some people, Fenton included I guess, were cool with it. Some were not. It happens. 

    So yeah, what the foff IS happening here?

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • I'm not worried about Fenton. I get that it was a comment made in jest, but I didn't get the humor. It felt a little off.

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  • I predict this board will completely die in 2011 and the leftovers will join ML and I'll have to stock Noisy to get my Will fix. I predict Buddha's prediction will be wrong. I predict Moo will elope and divorce. Sam will divorce (I'll be right one of these days). I predict we'll get over being oversensitiveness about Fenton and stop making Fenton uncomfortable. I predict I will be voted most likely to offend.
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  • unfortunately I think your first prediction is probably right.
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  • I didn't love the joke, but I also thought that she was playing off of what Fenton had just said.

    Remember when my parents had just split and Christin said something like "I hope Jens' parents get back together so she can get her funny back." ?

    I laughed pretty hard at that. A little after the fact, maybe, but I laughed. 

    Little did we all know that DenimLorne was just waiting in the wings, biding his time.

  • Do I get a freebie Jewish joke now, or is that still inappropriate?
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • how about a mexican joke? everyone loves those.

  • image_Fenton:
    Do I get a freebie Jewish joke now, or is that still inappropriate?

    I think Mulva still has a lock on those. 

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  • You can't make a Jewish joke unless you have Jewish friends - that makes it OK.
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    11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
  • I predict that I'll come back and post once in a while and STILL not be found funny. Except by one person.

    I predict you can add me to the pg. list. and finally get my own breast pads.

    I predict I'll win the 2011 predictions. 

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  • If Aliza made the same joke about Mo right after she announced her divorce, I still would've found it awkward and cringeworthy. But we know you've had numerous GTGs with Aliza and are therefore contractually bound to defend her.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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