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2011 Predictions

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Re: 2011 Predictions

  • I don't even know what that means. But does this mean noisy's prediction is coming true?

  • Dude. Noisy's good.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imagewingedbride:

    how about a mexican joke? everyone loves those.

    I dated a Mexican once, that means I can say "beaner" and "wetback" and it will always be OK.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • You people are doing it too early! Wait two weeks!

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  • I don't even like Alisa but given Fenton many comments about drunkenness and forgetting her bcp I had a small chuckle. If there is anyone that we don't need to walk on eggshells with, I suspect that it is Fenton.
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  • But it's not about walking on eggshells! It was a weird, unfunny "joke". GAH.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imagelyse2143:

    I predict that I'll come back and post once in a while and STILL not be found funny. Except by one person.

    I predict you can add me to the pg. list. and finally get my own breast pads.

    I predict I'll win the 2011 predictions. 

    But will they be flaming breast pads?

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    11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
  • imageBobLoblaw:
    But it's not about walking on eggshells! It was a weird, unfunny "joke". GAH.
    Maybe that was part of the issue but there was also changing post titles and lots of statements about not predicting divorces this year.
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  • imagelisaiesha:
    imagelyse2143:

    I predict that I'll come back and post once in a while and STILL not be found funny. Except by one person.

    I predict you can add me to the pg. list. and finally get my own breast pads.

    I predict I'll win the 2011 predictions. 

    But will they be flaming breast pads?

    Nah I can't complete with Hezz's hotness. Mine will have wine bottles on them of course. 

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  • imageFallinAgain:
    imageBobLoblaw:
    But it's not about walking on eggshells! It was a weird, unfunny "joke". GAH.
    Maybe that was part of the issue but there was also changing post titles and lots of statements about not predicting divorces this year.

    There are other people besides Fent that are going through this right now...

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Emjo doesn't seem like someone who needs the eggshells either. But I guess my thoughts, as we always used to say about people on other boards, if you are so emotionally fragile that jokes on a message board hurt you it may be time to step away from the interwebz.
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  • Beep beep boop.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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    WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE GOING THROUGH A SHITTY TIME AND SOMEONE MAKES STUPID, INCONSIDERATE JOKES ABOUT IT, IT MAKES ME CRINGE, OK?

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imagesalimoo:
    Beep beep boop.

    Alice? Is that you?

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    11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
  • imagelisaiesha:

    imagesalimoo:
    Beep beep boop.

    Alice? Is that you?

    Prediction 2 is coming true too! 

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  • imageBobLoblaw:

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    WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE GOING THROUGH A SHITTY TIME AND SOMEONE MAKES STUPID, INCONSIDERATE JOKES ABOUT IT, IT MAKES ME CRINGE, OK?

    Well, it's in all caps so it must be OK.
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  • Dup.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imageFallinAgain:
    imageBobLoblaw:

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    WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE GOING THROUGH A SHITTY TIME AND SOMEONE MAKES STUPID, INCONSIDERATE JOKES ABOUT IT, IT MAKES ME CRINGE, OK?

    Well, it's in all caps so it must be OK.

    I don't even know what this means.  

    It's like YOU'RE Alice!

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imagesalimoo:
    imageFallinAgain:
    imageBobLoblaw:

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    WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE GOING THROUGH A SHITTY TIME AND SOMEONE MAKES STUPID, INCONSIDERATE JOKES ABOUT IT, IT MAKES ME CRINGE, OK?

    Well, it's in all caps so it must be OK.

    I don't even know what this means.  

    It's like YOU'RE Alice!

    ALICE: English is hard.
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  • Honestly 3 years ago many of the people who are saying this made them uncomfy would have said the same thing minus maybe Noisy. If I did offended Fent I am sorry cause it wasn't my intention. I would have said the same thing if I knew others were having marital issues but honestly the only one I know about is Fenton. 

    Fenton, feel free to make as many Jewish jokes as you want. I find 99.9% of them hysterical and 93% of them to be true. 

    I also think it is B.S. that Winged would defend me because we are RL friends. She may just know my humor better but that is about it. 

  • It's true. I've always been soft. I was uncomfortable with Mulva's Jewish jokes for Bethberg. Just call me flacid.

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  • All of this arguing is making my penis soft
  • Hey Fallin, shut the fvck up.  Merry Christmas!
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Does anyone want to hear more about my vagina?
    This seems like the perfect time to talk about the MV.
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Hey Fallin, shut the fvck up.  Merry Christmas!
    Cali finally expressing pissed offness with me. It's a festivus miracle.
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  • imagejens_a_ten:

    Remember when my parents had just split and Christin said something like "I hope Jens' parents get back together so she can get her funny back." ?

    Aaaaaugh, no, that was ME.  And I still feel like shiit for saying it (wasn't meant as a joke...was a poorly worded attempt to express my sadness over the sadness you were experiencing).  I was just remembering my shame and embarrassment about that the other day. 
    Hell, I already feel stupid over my comment to Fallin even though I know she'll love it (which is why I said it to begin with).

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageBobLoblaw:

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    WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE GOING THROUGH A SHITTY TIME AND SOMEONE MAKES STUPID, INCONSIDERATE JOKES ABOUT IT, IT MAKES ME CRINGE, OK?

    Bobloblaw always makes shitt awkward. Stop ruining it for the lurkers.

  • Finally?  Am I supposed to be pissed off at you all the time or something?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • You make no sense, lurker.
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    imagejens_a_ten:

    Remember when my parents had just split and Christin said something like "I hope Jens' parents get back together so she can get her funny back." ?

    Aaaaaugh, no, that was ME.  And I still feel like shiit for saying it (wasn't meant as a joke...was a poorly attempt to express my sadness over the sadness you were experiencing).  I was just remembering my shame and embarrassment about that the other day. 
    Hell, I already feel stupid over my comment to Fallin even though I know she'll love it (which is why I said it to begin with).

    Are you sure?  I was so certain it was Christin..

    Anyway, AW, don't feel bad about it for another second! Seriously.  It's not something I look back on and think "Ow, that hurts my insides". I honestly think it's funny. Come here into my bosom and let me pet your head. I'll think up a good DenimLorne memory to make you feel better.

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