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Garlic semen?? Is he cheating on me?

Yesterday, I found a receipt in my husband's truck for a local Italian restaurant. The total came to $63.00, so it was obviously for two people. The time-stamp was during his workday. He works construction, so it's not like he is in the office all day. When I confronted him about it, he told me that it was probably his co-worker's receipt. He told me that he had a tuna sub for lunch. Unfortunately, the bill was paid in cash so I could not trace the credit card. Flash forward to last night when we are getting busy in the bedroom. I am going down on him, and he cums in my mouth. It very distinctively tasted like garlic. Where do they use garlic?? In an Italian restaurant! There wasn't even the slightest tuna taste at all. Of course, I go completely crazy on him and he stomps out of the house - probably to go see this other ***. am I completely out of line! Could a tuna sub lead to garlic semen? Could it be something else that he ate? I made BLT's for dinner so it couldn't be anything there ... unless maybe the bacon? What do you think? Please help.
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Re: Garlic semen?? Is he cheating on me?

  • I definitely don't think you are wrong to question it.  Is he on his phone more? online more?
  • He is on his phone a lot, but I figured that it was for work. His busy season is coming up. He doesn't go online at all.
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  • Seriously, you can taste flavors in his come?  I don't think I'll do any BJs in Mexico this spring cause I can't do spicy.
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  • imageSquirrelMittens:
    Seriously, you can taste flavors in his come?  I don't think I'll do any BJs in Mexico this spring cause I can't do spicy.

    Of course you can. Didn't you see that episode of SATC about the funky spunk?

  • imageSquirrelMittens:
    Seriously, you can taste flavors in his come?  I don't think I'll do any BJs in Mexico this spring cause I can't do spicy.
    Yes. I heard that pineapple was supposed to make it sweet (I think in actually saw it in a movie), so I used to make him eat canned pineapple when we first started dating. I was new to swallowing, and it used to totally set off my gag reflex. I can't taste everything, but I can definitely taste strong flavors. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/200911/how-improve-the-taste-semen
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  • imageMackalien13:

    imageSquirrelMittens:
    Seriously, you can taste flavors in his come?  I don't think I'll do any BJs in Mexico this spring cause I can't do spicy.

    Of course you can. Didn't you see that episode of SATC about the funky spunk?

    Yes

    Squirrelmittens-you can counteract with wheatgrass shots.

    OP: did you ask your H what was on the side of his tuna sub?  Maybe he had garlic mashers or something.  Trying to look on the bright side here.

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  • What did you have for dinner last night?  I've found that garlic is one of those tastes that lingers.  I think it's odd that you didn't taste the tuna (but maybe that didn't make it all the way through his system?).  I won't ever go there if DH eats fish - yuck!

    Have you called the restaurant to see if any of the servers remember him? 

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  • imageCate1234:

    What did you have for dinner last night?  I've found that garlic is one of those tastes that lingers.  I think it's odd that you didn't taste the tuna (but maybe that didn't make it all the way through his system?).  I won't ever go there if DH eats fish - yuck!

    Have you called the restaurant to see if any of the servers remember him? 

    I didn't taste the tuna because I think that he was lying about the tuna. I think that the sandwich was a cover-up for his Italian lunch. I feel like I would have tasted the tuna if that was what he ate. I also had BLT, and I can't think of anything garlic inhave had for a few days. I am just hoping that I am wrong, but my instincts tell me no.
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  • imageCate1234:

    Have you called the restaurant to see if any of the servers remember him? 

    I didn't think to try this. Should I? Would you do this? I don't want to seem crazy.
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  • True story..  I caught an ex of mine cheating by finding a receipt once.  He is now married to that ho and I have moved on and up.  I'm much better off.

    Anyway...  is he working out?  Dressing up more?  Also a give away.

  • imageMason&Mama:
    He is on his phone a lot, but I figured that it was for work. His busy season is coming up. He doesn't go online at all.

     

     

    I would also call the phone company or look up your statements online. See if he is calling the same number a lot.

  • I dunno. Just because you found one receipt for an Italian restaurant and his spunk is funky, I don't know if that equates fooling around.

    If he is on the phone at odd odd times when you know it cannot possibly be a business matter -- this would be after 11 pm and the very wee hours of the morning -- then something is up.

    If he secretive about his phone and who is on it, something is weird, yeah.

  • imageMason&Mama:
    imageCate1234:

    Have you called the restaurant to see if any of the servers remember him? 

    I didn't think to try this. Should I? Would you do this? I don't want to seem crazy.

    I think I would!  You definitely should have tasted the tuna and his explanation about the receipt seems weird.  Start snooping on his phone, too.

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  • imageTarponMonoxide:

    I dunno. Just because you found one receipt for an Italian restaurant and his spunk is funky, I don't know if that equates fooling around.

    If he is on the phone at odd odd times when you know it cannot possibly be a business matter -- this would be after 11 pm and the very wee hours of the morning -- then something is up.

    If he secretive about his phone and who is on it, something is weird, yeah.

    Sometimes he needs to make business calls after 11pm and even look at jobs late at night. He is usually gone for an hour or so, but that is because the jobs are not always local. He does this because a lot of clients work during the day, and the only time they can meet is at nighttime. I do not think the late phone calls are suspicious. The only other thing that I found odd was when I found lip gloss in his car a few weeks ago. He told me that it was one of his coworker's lip gloss. At first I was skeptical because it was another guy, but the lip gloss was clear, and maybe it was more of a chapstick? I don't know. That is the only questionable thing I can think of right now. I just have this strange suspicion that something is wrong, and I can't say why except for the "funky spunk" as you all pit it.
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  • Gut feelings to me are everything.

    And I have never heard of business calls that late at night. Most people are usually asleep at that hour; there's work the next day.

    If you have the funds and you can afford it, consider getting a private eye to tail your H. Guys who fool around go to all kinds of lengths to cover their tracks.

    Hoping you get this resolved. Let us know what happens.

  • Is it just me, or is anyone else picturing how this is going down?:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY

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  • imageGeek_Girl:

    Is it just me, or is anyone else picturing how this is going down?:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY

    This video will not load for me. Can you please describe it? Thanks. :)
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  • You should most definitely sniff his junk next time. I would. 
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  • imageTarponMonoxide:

    Gut feelings to me are everything.

    And I have never heard of business calls that late at night. Most people are usually asleep at that hour; there's work the next day.

    If you have the funds and you can afford it, consider getting a private eye to tail your H. Guys who fool around go to all kinds of lengths to cover their tracks.

    Hoping you get this resolved. Let us know what happens.

    As far as the late night business, he is usually home by midnight. If you are a homeowner that doesn't get home until dinnertime, wouldn't you meet your contractor at night? He has done this for a long time. I never questioned it - until now. I don't really have the funds for a private detective. I don't work, and DH usually only gives me an average allowance. I don't have a credit card. If I save my allowance for a while and maybe ask for extra (like for a birthday gift for my mom), maybe I can look into private eyes. Until then, I will have to do my own detective work. As far as checking out the phone records, I am not sure if I have access. All the records are online now, and I don't even know if he looks at them. Like I said, he doesn't really go online. He pays the bill over the phone. I don't have a car, but maybe I can find a friend to drive me around and follow him. Do you think that would be going to far? Have any of you done this? Were you afraid of getting caught spying on DH?
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  • imagedlast09:
    You should most definitely sniff his junk next time. I would. 
    Ewww. I would never want to do that.
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  • Crying

    I can't even... OMFG.

  • Could you apply for a credit card and use it only to pay a PI?

    If you spy on him, it's got to be the right time and right place that you'd have to be in, otherwise it's all for naught.
  • imageTarponMonoxide:
    Could you apply for a credit card and use it only to pay a PI?

    If you spy on him, it's got to be the right time and right place that you'd have to be in, otherwise it's all for naught.
    He wouldn't let me get a credit card before, but maybe I could apply without asking him.
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  • I think the funky spunk is the least of your problems.Well, maybe the fact that you can tell what he had for lunch by the taste of his semen is. But bravo, you're more talented than I am in that department.

    In all seriousness, I would've have thought much about the receipt. Maybe he treated his coworkers to lunch. Whatever. But that coupled with the late night phone calls and trips to "worksites" and the unexplained lip gloss leads me to think he has a side piece.

    FFS, I'm not even going to touch the "he won't let me get a credit card" and "he gives me an average allowance" with a 10 foot pole because that's just ridiculous. Please find a private investigator, an attorney, and/or your self-respect ASAP.

     



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  • imagelfml1001:

    I think the funky spunk is the least of your problems.Well, maybe the fact that you can tell what he had for lunch by the taste of his semen is. But bravo, you're more talented than I am in that department.

    In all seriousness, I would've have thought much about the receipt. Maybe he treated his coworkers to lunch. Whatever. But that coupled with the late night phone calls and trips to "worksites" and the unexplained lip gloss leads me to think he has a side piece.

    FFS, I'm not even going to touch the "he won't let me get a credit card" and "he gives me an average allowance" with a 10 foot pole because that's just ridiculous. Please find a private investigator, an attorney, and/or your self-respect ASAP.

     

    I don't quite follow some of your post. I never said I could say I could tell his lunch by his semen ALL THE TIME, but garlic is a strong flavor. It's like asparagus making your pee smell. I thought it was a well known fact. Like I mentioned before, I learned how to swallow by having DH eat pineapples. I thought everyone could taste a difference. He didn't even claim to treat his coworkers to lunch, or I would never have questioned anything. He completely denied eating Italian and told me he had tuna. I am not defending him because I do have a gut instinct that something is going on, but I think that you are all concentrating on the wrong details. Working late doesn't always mean the girl is too stupid to realize that the man is cheating, He has always worked late. Sometimes people work late! he is working right now, checking out a site for a new garage. When he gets home, I may confront him about this. Ironically, I made him garlic-crusted mahi mahi for dinner tonight so if he tastes like fish and garlic, all is well. LOL
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  • imageMason&Mama:
    imagelfml1001:

    I think the funky spunk is the least of your problems.Well, maybe the fact that you can tell what he had for lunch by the taste of his semen is. But bravo, you're more talented than I am in that department.

    In all seriousness, I would've have thought much about the receipt. Maybe he treated his coworkers to lunch. Whatever. But that coupled with the late night phone calls and trips to "worksites" and the unexplained lip gloss leads me to think he has a side piece.

    FFS, I'm not even going to touch the "he won't let me get a credit card" and "he gives me an average allowance" with a 10 foot pole because that's just ridiculous. Please find a private investigator, an attorney, and/or your self-respect ASAP.

     

    I don't quite follow some of your post.

     

     

    I never said I could say I could tell his lunch by his semen ALL THE TIME, but garlic is a strong flavor. It's like asparagus making your pee smell. I thought it was a well known fact. Like I mentioned before, I learned how to swallow by having DH eat pineapples. I thought everyone could taste a difference.

     

     

    He didn't even claim to treat his coworkers to lunch, or I would never have questioned anything. He completely denied eating Italian and told me he had tuna.

     

     

    I am not defending him because I do have a gut instinct that something is going on, but I think that you are all concentrating on the wrong details. Working late doesn't always mean the girl is too stupid to realize that the man is cheating, He has always worked late. Sometimes people work late!

     

     

    he is working right now, checking out a site for a new garage. When he gets home, I may confront him about this. Ironically, I made him garlic-crusted mahi mahi for dinner tonight so if he tastes like fish and garlic, all is well. LOL

     

    I wasn't saying that he treated his coworkers to lunch. I meant that hypothetically in that if I had no gut instincts or other reasons to think that my husband was cheating, my first thought in finding that receipt would be that he treated some of his coworkers to lunch. However, your husband has been acting particularly shady. Regardless of if he's always worked late, you have feelings that he's cheating. You've found a lip gloss in his car that wasn't yours. And now you have a receipt that he's most likely lying about. That, coupled with the fact that it'd be quite easy for him to leave at odd hours of the day and night since he can explain it away with "working late" (I'm not saying that you're stupid, but he may use an excuse that you see as legitimate to cover up his philandering), leads me to think he may be cheating on you. I find the fact that he doesn't let you have your own credit card and that gives you an "allowance" is absurd and may just be his own way of controlling you, but it seems like you don't have an issue with it.



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  • imageMason&Mama:
    imagedlast09:
    You should most definitely sniff his junk next time. I would. 
    Ewww. I would never want to do that.

     

    Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Its cheap and effective.  

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  • I find the fact that he doesn't let you have your own credit card and that gives you an "allowance" is absurd and may just be his own way of controlling you, but it seems like you don't have an issue with it.

    He sounds like quite the little prince, does your H.:(

    If you ever come accross any hard copy print outs of his cell phone activity, I'd go as far as to call numbers for services you do not recognize and ask what type of service the company/organization renders.

    And if you see a number that you don't recognize and it's being called very very often -- as in many times a day and at odd hours/times, bad news indeed.

  • lol is this a joke??
    If you knew better, you'd do better.
  • imageTarponMonoxide:
    Could you apply for a credit card and use it only to pay a PI?

    If you spy on him, it's got to be the right time and right place that you'd have to be in, otherwise it's all for naught.

    So true!

    I had a friend that thought that her hubby was cheating on her- she said it was her gut feeling- she followed him- found zilch but was still convinced her gut was right so hired a PI and the PI also found zilch. Bad news was that the hubby found out and felt so betrayed by his wifes behaviour that they ended up divorced because he felt he could never trust her again.

    Why not talk (not accuse) to your partner- tell him how you are recently feeling like he is with holding from you etc. If you can't communicate and trust each other then your relationship unfortunately wont be very healthy.

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