I come bearing gifts from 3rd Tri Now with Masturbation!

MrDobalina

ETA:  This DH masturbated ONCE in 14 years.  ONCE.  And she lets it bother her.

 http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/64614954/ShowThread.aspx#64614954

 

 I love this board.

I'm going to write some Torah on my bump one day...

 http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/64596571.aspx

GTMFOOHCP! 

 

 

 

ETA: (get the muther F*ck out of here crazy people!)

  

ValentineBB

The picture of Bill Murray & the gopher made my morning.

MrDobalina

This person is not? the teenage mom?  How is that possible.  

soontobeka

Palms vs Psalms, aw heck, it is all the same.

Mjmksb04

First, ideas like this are why Pintrest is annoying.

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

ringstrue

soontobeka:

Palms vs Psalms, aw heck, it is all the same.

Maybe the book of Palms actually comes with sheet music? 

jlthompson19

Mjmksb04:

First, ideas like this are why Pintrest is annoying.

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

I agree. The gutter bookshelves or finger painted name picture we're putting in DD's room=cute. This=I honestly can't find the words.

nitaw

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

You know it's the work of the Devil right? I never knew that my own hands would take the place of my husband. *shrugs* 

pixy_stix

I feel badly for people who think that masturbation is something bad or that they feel like their husband's don't love them if they do it. Crying while your DH jerks off? Really?

Aknight1986

Seriously? When I was pregnant H's advances were usually followed by me telling him where he could locate the lotion. Of course I'm a huge advocate for self pleasure. We can't both be in the mood at the same time all the time and if you have an itch, by all means, scratch it.

ButternutSquash

There's a lie on that first post and it begins and ends with her husband "has only masturbated once in 14 years." 

I believe that he may tell her he isn't doing it, but I do not believe that he hasn't done it. Sorry. Nerp.  

nicsigni

Palms is killing me.

Also, ONCE IN FOURTEEN YEARS? Sorry for the all caps, but holy crap. Maybe I'm just disgusting...

 

zelda25

I was chortling over "Palms," but then was completely derailed by the misguided spelling nazis who can't actually spell and insisted that "catty" should really be spelled "caddy." 

Mjmksb04

Also, I love when she came back and said not to impose "general male perceptions" on her husband. He is above all that, yo!

dontcallmeshirley

ButternutSquash:

There's a lie on that first post and it begins and ends with her husband "has only masturbated once in 14 years." 

I believe that he may tell her he isn't doing it, but I do not believe that he hasn't done it. Sorry. Nerp.  

Haha, this. There's a name for dudes who don't masturbate--liars.  

laurenpetro

majorwife:

pixy_stix:

I feel badly for people who think that masturbation is something bad or that they feel like their husband's don't love them if they do it. Crying while your DH jerks off? Really?

i would only cry if he was jerking off into the good towels.

omg maj, that just made me bust out.

polling

God help the sons of these ladies.

nicsigni

majorwife:

I cannot understand the no masturbation people at all. if i wasn't allowed to jill off i would have been divorced a longgggggggggg time ago

Word.

MrsDL

nitaw:

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

You know it's the work of the Devil right? I never knew that my own hands would take the place of my husband. *shrugs* 

I still can't get DS out of our bedroom and so I'm pretty sure the devil has moved into our bathroom. As far as I'm concerned right now, he can make himself right at home. 

MrDobalina

MrsDL:

nitaw:

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

You know it's the work of the Devil right? I never knew that my own hands would take the place of my husband. *shrugs* 

I still can't get DS out of our bedroom and so I'm pretty sure the devil has moved into our bathroom. As far as I'm concerned right now, he can make himself right at home. 

 

The devil lives in the steam shower. 

Aknight1986

majorwife:

pixy_stix:

I feel badly for people who think that masturbation is something bad or that they feel like their husband's don't love them if they do it. Crying while your DH jerks off? Really?

i would only cry if he was jerking off into the good towels.

Yep. No amount of fabric softener makes them soft again. 

MrDobalina

Aknight1986:

majorwife:

pixy_stix:

I feel badly for people who think that masturbation is something bad or that they feel like their husband's don't love them if they do it. Crying while your DH jerks off? Really?

i would only cry if he was jerking off into the good towels.

Yep. No amount of fabric softener makes them soft again. 

 

I don't use fabric softener on the good towels.  I don't want to irritate the delicate undercarriage of my guests. 

+adamwife+

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

::raises hand::

FWIW, he would be just as upset if I did.  Our faith tells us that it is an act of adultery.

nitaw

+adamwife+:

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

::raises hand::

FWIW, he would be just as upset if I did.  Our pastor tells us that it is an act of adultery.

Me fixed it.  

MrsAJL

+adamwife+:

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

::raises hand::

FWIW, he would be just as upset if I did.  Our faith tells us that it is an act of adultery.

In your faith, is a couple allowed masturbate each other?  Or is it only procreative sex that's allowed? 

 

Sibil

I'm happy h jacks off. It makes me feel slightly less guilty for my low drive.

pedantic_wench

+adamwife+:

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

::raises hand::

FWIW, he would be just as upset if I did.  Our faith tells us that it is an act of adultery.

Can you quote the Bible verse that says this?

Any man who says he doesn't masturbate is a lying liar who lies.

Either that or he hates himself and sex.

ringstrue

dontcallmeshirley:

ButternutSquash:

There's a lie on that first post and it begins and ends with her husband "has only masturbated once in 14 years." 

I believe that he may tell her he isn't doing it, but I do not believe that he hasn't done it. Sorry. Nerp.  

Haha, this. There's a name for dudes who don't masturbate--liars.  

Right!? Girl - there is a reason he is not pushing you for sex! 

 

MrDobalina

pedantic_wench:

+adamwife+:

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

::raises hand::

FWIW, he would be just as upset if I did.  Our faith tells us that it is an act of adultery.

Can you quote the Bible verse that says this?

Any man who says he doesn't masturbate is a lying liar who lies.

Either that or he hates himself and sex.

 

I can!

 

 What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so he put him to death also.

pedantic_wench

MrDobalina:

pedantic_wench:

+adamwife+:

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

::raises hand::

FWIW, he would be just as upset if I did.  Our faith tells us that it is an act of adultery.

Can you quote the Bible verse that says this?

Any man who says he doesn't masturbate is a lying liar who lies.

Either that or he hates himself and sex.

 

I can!

 

 What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so he put him to death also.

???

What was it that "he" did?

Knitty

+adamwife+:

Mjmksb04:

Second, who are these people that get upset if their husband masturbates? I mean, really?

::raises hand::

FWIW, he would be just as upset if I did.  Our faith tells us that it is an act of adultery.

There you are, question answered. Idiots do.