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I'm going to keep posting nonsense

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  • imageChristinS:
    ::face palm::  it's CAITLIN!  Not Becky.  You guys must be so embarrassed right now.

     dammit!!!  *hangs head in shame*

  • imageEssBe:
    imagecrancherry:

    i should have just posted stupid cat pictures.

    sick burn dude.

    You know how someone can tell you something, and you never question it? Until one day, something unrelated makes you think about it, and then you can't stop, even though you have no reason to believe they were being untruthful?

    Yeah.

    I feel really weird today and I don't know if it's because of my stupid steroids or if it's just because I've been thinking about the past a lot again.

    I'm fabulous.
  • I'm nowhere to talk about the past.
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  • What the eff is going on in here?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageChristinS:
    I'm nowhere to talk about the past.
    Not here.  I'm not HERE to talk about the past.  Never mind.  No one gets me.  What's with today, today?
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  • imagecrancherry:

    You know how someone can tell you something, and you never question it? Until one day, something unrelated makes you think about it, and then you can't stop, even though you have no reason to believe they were being untruthful?

    The first concert I ever went to was New Kids on the Block.  Donny fell through a trap door in the stage, and had to be taken to the hospital.  My Uncle was an x-ray technician at the hospital, and he gave my sister and I Donny's autograph and hospital bracelet.  At least, I believed that until I was telling the story years later, and realized that my uncle just made a hospital bracelet with Donny's name on it, and signed the paper himself. 

    What are you questioning?

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  • I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY DRUGS FOR THIS POST TODAY.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imageKayRI:

    mango mango mango*

     

     

     

    *Ian has been saying this all week.  I don't know what he means by it because he doesn't eat mangoes. 

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  • Since we're (and by we I mean me) posting amusing tumblrs today, here's one.

    texts from hillary

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    we all fall down sometimes
    brass and ballet flats
  • imagesalimoo:
    I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY DRUGS FOR THIS POST TODAY.

    I haven't had enough.

    I'm not used to being wanted (in any sense) on my own merit. I usually think you want something from me and if you don't get it, I'll get hurt. Thank you so much childhood. So once upon a time someone liked me cause I made their life a little better just by being in it. Or so I was led to believe. Every once and a while something makes me think that was not true and I have no reason to think thus. Said person is no longer in my life in any case.

    Someone get drunk for me.

    I'm fabulous.
  • Can someone find me an appropriate Gif for this?  I'm fresh out.
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  • imageChristinS:
    Can someone find me an appropriate Gif for this?  I'm fresh out.

    This is the closest I could come:

    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lun110Qbqi1qg80h7o2_250.gif

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I have either taken too many drugs for this post (a la Moo) or I have reading comprehension issues. What in the world are you talking about?
  • i told you i haven't had enough drugs today

    also i need a multi-quote function

    it's just not a good day in crancherryland

    I'm fabulous.
  • You just have to give yourself over to it.   Like being raped by your coworker. 
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  • imageChristinS:
    You just have to give yourself over to it.   Like being raped by your coworker. 
    Yes this made me laugh.
    I'm fabulous.
  • imagecrancherry:

    i told you i haven't had enough drugs today

    also i need a multi-quote function

    it's just not a good day in crancherryland

    Dude. Just start at the beginning and tell the whole fcking story. Quit vaguenesting on us. we're interested (or bored), but not interested (or bored) enough to piece together your life based on the crumbs your dropping. 

     I say this all in the nicest way possible. 

  • This must be what it felt like to be Lorne that day that I started taking steroids and acted like a crazy person at him.

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  • I was just reading a thread about nurseries on the Bump.  One girl said she wants to go with a gender neutral monkey theme.  That's not funny, right?  Like, I've been snickering about it for awhile, but I don't know why.  I think it makes me think about transvestite monkeys, which really wouldn't be gender neutral at all, would they?  
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  • I think a gender neutral monkey would be a hermaphrodite. 

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  • I would think it would be a eunuch instead. 
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imagenoisy_penguin:
    This must be what it felt like to be Lorne that day that I started taking steroids and acted like a crazy person at him.

    IDK which ones you were on but prednisone=devil. I got a refill on my other scripts but IDK if I'm going to take them. I hate this shjt. And if you think this is bad you should have been there for the singulair.

    Long story short: crancherry is not having a good day. crancherry hates the entire universe, including fluffy kittens. so crancherry decides to indulge her lingering self-hatred (see: bad childhood) and starts getting maudlin. crancherry is also borednesting. so crancherry is thinking about how nobody likes her and she should just go eat worms except there was that one person who did think she was okay but maybe that was a lie (see: lingering self-hatred and/or bad childhood) and does a depressive-drama-wh0re post causing some confusion on the RE board. the downswing starts reversing and now crancherry feels like an idiot.

    can i stop talking about myself in the third person now?

     also with regard to the monkeys, i feel like they are inherently gender neutral, unless you put them in clothes.

    I'm fabulous.
  • Monkeys are boys. Everybody knows that.
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  • I saw a monkey masturbating once. That dude was not gender neutral.

    I don't know what steroids I had, but they made me totally hyper and anxious and I emailed Lorne like 30 times in ten minutes. 30 is not an exaggeration. I had them for bronchitis. Then they also gave me cough syrup with codeine, so I was just all weird for about a week.

    Walking around and acting like nobody likes you makes nobody like you. I'm not saying I don't like you, but that's not what you should give people to start off with.  Are you in therapy? Also, why the bad day? Just a bad mood? What specifically happened in your childhood to make everyone hate you?

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  • Steroids made me a raging *** that almost hulksmashed coworkers and ate enough food to sustain me for a solid year in a two day period.
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  • When our kid was just learning to talk, we taught him little catchphrases to amuse ourselves.  When my materialistic BIL came to town, he came in the front door and I said, "Look, KHC, it's Uncle John," and KHC goes waddling up to BIL, throws his hands in the air, and goes, "CASH IS KING!".

    If you ask me, that whole moment right there encompasses my entire reason for having a kid.

     

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    Updated September 2012. Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
  • George Clooney does not strike me as remotely the type to hide being gay.  I don't know where the rumors about him started, but if it's based purely on the fact he isn't married, then I think that's stupid.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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