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Here's your drama for the night. TMI.

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Re: Here's your drama for the night. TMI.

  • imageRobotLegs:
    Do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling down there?

    I really don't know if this is a joke or not...

    I don't think so, no. I mean, I'm always self-conscious about myself. But I suspect that's not what you're asking.

  • Is it just tender?  2 years without is going to hurt a bit.  Also, did you use any form of lube, that you might have reacted too.
  • imagelurkingae:

    I swear I want to kiss everysinglefuckingoneofyou. I do not exaggerate.

    I had planned out in my head how I was going to:

    go to the PP in a neighboring town (so as to not use the insurance)

    get an STD test

    find out it was positive

    sob and take the drugs they give me

    ask for some for H

    slip them to him, unbeknownst to him

    All while not being upset for him cheating. Because, really, how can I be mad after  2 years of no sex?!

    I KID YOU NOT. NOT ONE BIT. Crying

    I hereby give you permission to be pist if he went out on you

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  • imagelurkingae:

    imageRobotLegs:
    Do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling down there?

    I really don't know if this is a joke or not...

    I don't think so, no. I mean, I'm always self-conscious about myself. But I suspect that's not what you're asking.

    Sorry, it was a joke.  I'm socially awkward.

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  • imageMooseloover:
    Is it just tender?  Yes, briefly. But mostly just the... moist/drippy/weird feeling afterward. 2 years without is going to hurt a bit. (it did. more than I anticipated) Also, did you use any form of lube, that you might have reacted too. No.
  • imageangelaa73:
    imagelurkingae:

    I swear I want to kiss everysinglefuckingoneofyou. I do not exaggerate.

    I had planned out in my head how I was going to:

    go to the PP in a neighboring town (so as to not use the insurance)

    get an STD test

    find out it was positive

    sob and take the drugs they give me

    ask for some for H

    slip them to him, unbeknownst to him

    All while not being upset for him cheating. Because, really, how can I be mad after  2 years of no sex?!

    I KID YOU NOT. NOT ONE BIT. Crying

    I hereby give you permission to be pist if he went out on you

     

     

    Totally EWCM.  Or, pregnancy discharge.  How long since you guys had sex? 

    Left, Right
  • imageRobotLegs:

    Sorry, it was a joke.  I'm socially awkward.

    lol

    So am I!

  • imageJanieJones:

    Totally EWCM.  Or, pregnancy discharge.  How long since you guys had sex? 

    Sex Sunday, which was ~a week after my period. The weirdness went on until yesterday. No one ovulates that quickly, do they??

  • likely not PG then.  It's probably a truckload of EWCM because the sex triggered some hormones that were dormant too long.  

    (None of this is factual medical advice). 

    Left, Right
  • eh, i vote jizz leakage.
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  • imagesaraandmichael:
    eh, i vote jizz leakage.

    what? how long can this go on for?

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  • imageangelaa73:

    imagesaraandmichael:
    eh, i vote jizz leakage.

    what? how long can this go on for?

    Seriously. Really?! omg. Also, EW. Tongue Tied

     

    And, thank you, angelaa. For the whole pist thing.

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