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When would you give this gift?

Someone on my pinterest "friends" list just pinned this. It is a toilet paper cake. She captioned it "keeping this in mind for parties/events".

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Would you be excited if I got you this? What occasion would call for a gift such as this?

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  • I would not be excited if I received this. However, I would graciously say thank you.

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  • It doesn't get more practical than a toilet paper cake. I mean, really. A gift you can wipe your ass with? Sold!

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  • Depends. Is that Charmin?
  • imageSGC29:

    Someone on my pinterest "friends" list just pinned this. It is a toilet paper cake. She captioned it "keeping this in mind for parties/events".

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    Would you be excited if I got you this? What occasion would call for a gift such as this?

    It's a hostess gift for an enema party.

    Duh.

    ETA: Enema Parties are the new Botox Parties.

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  • I think it's ridiculous to dress up shiit paper. 
  • Going away to college party, for a dude?

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  • A housewarming party?  Maybe?

    I'd prefer a bottle of wine.

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  • See I would need to make an adjustment to this cake. Instead of cleaning products being stuffed in with it I'd need magazines.

    I like to read when I poop.  

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  • imagetwatley:
    Depends. Is that Charmin?
    Excellent point. We buy cheap TP, but I always appreciate the charmin at my mom's. I'd probably be secretly happy to get a cake full of charmin for my home.
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  • You could give it as a "moving gift" you know for when they are in the process of moving. You know, if you're into tacky gifts n shiit. 
  • If it is one ply toilet paper than that is some bullshits.

     

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  • imageSGC29:

    If it is one ply toilet paper than that is some bullshits.

    Yeah, that's offensive. I can buy Kirkland brand TP on my own, TYVM.
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  • imagewrite2nicole:
    imageSGC29:

    If it is one ply toilet paper than that is some bullshits.

    Yeah, that's offensive. I can buy Kirkland brand TP on my own, TYVM.

    Exactly.

    If you are giving me the gift of toilet paper at least spring for the good stuff. My ass deserves it. 

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  • "Congrats you finished your bathroom renovation" gift?
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  • BTW, that cake is totally off-center, right? I'm pretty sure I could make a prettier TP cake.
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    I don't know, I think the doily really pulls it all together.

    And no holder for the TP scrubber?  Cheapskates.  

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  • It is definitely off center. Also, the ribbon is bothering me.  

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  • My sister is an obsessive couponer. One time her living room was FILLED with spiral-bound notebooks and 1-ply toilet paper. The manager at the supermarket actually flagged her (like when Homer got kicked out of the all-you-can-eat buffet ((Hey, where's unpossi these days anyway?)) and made her leave the store. She insisted on giving me bags and bags of this crappy TP. I keep forgetting to take it to the shelter, so it's just sitting in my basement.
  • This one looks much better:

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    I think it's the plastic wrap, too. Much more sanitary.

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  • imageMrsEll:
    My sister is an obsessive couponer. One time her living room was FILLED with spiral-bound notebooks and 1-ply toilet paper. The manager at the supermarket actually flagged her (like when Homer got kicked out of the all-you-can-eat buffet ((Hey, where's unpossi these days anyway?)) and made her leave the store. She insisted on giving me bags and bags of this crappy TP. I keep forgetting to take it to the shelter, so it's just sitting in my basement.

    You need to make it into a  cake and give it to someone. They will love it. Swear. 

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  • imageMrsEll:
    My sister is an obsessive couponer. One time her living room was FILLED with spiral-bound notebooks and 1-ply toilet paper. The manager at the supermarket actually flagged her (like when Homer got kicked out of the all-you-can-eat buffet ((Hey, where's unpossi these days anyway?)) and made her leave the store. She insisted on giving me bags and bags of this crappy TP. I keep forgetting to take it to the shelter, so it's just sitting in my basement.

    Well, thats awesome. Think of all the TP cakes you can make and give as gifts.

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  • Yes, wrapping is much better:

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  • The zebra ribbon on that cake really brings out the class. I'm a little annoyed that it does not have more on it though. No soft scrub? Or HELLO magazines?

    WTF toilet paper cake makers.  

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  • imagewrite2nicole:

    Yes, wrapping is much better:

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    HOLD THE PHONE!

    You can embroider toilet paper? 

    This just opened up so many possibilities to me.. 

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  • This one is edible:

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  • I'm kind of astounded at how popular these appear to be:

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  • lol

    Housewarming gift? "Congrats, now clean your fcvking place, you slob."

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  • imagewrite2nicole:

    This one is edible:

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    Sick. Reminds me of this woman who would always call out sick with the most vile details about her bowel health. Rectal bleeding was a key element always. And then she brought in a homemade red velvet cake to the holiday party and nobody would touch it.

  • Nicole that last one is straight up fug.

    Those are towels though, no? 

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  • AHA! An occasion-specific cake:

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