When would you give this gift?

SGC29

MrsEll:

write2nicole:

This one is edible:

 

Sick. Reminds me of this woman who would always call out sick with the most vile details about her bowel health. Rectal bleeding was a key element always. And then she brought in a homemade red velvet cake to the holiday party and nobody would touch it.

She had to pick red velvet too huh?

 

SGC29

write2nicole:

AHA! An occasion-specific cake:

 

I guess turning 40 gives you the shits? 

write2nicole

SGC29:

Nicole that last one is straight up fug.

Those are towels though, no? 

Towels tucked in amidst the TP rolls. It appears to have been a wedding centerpiece:

 http://etsywedding.blogspot.com/2007/09/weekly-dba-tp-cake.html

write2nicole

I also saw more cakes shaped like rolls of toilet paper that say, "One more year down the crapper!" So clever...

hmp1

The only thing I can think of is it would be nice to leave in your former house for the new owners. First thing I do when we move in is clean the bathrooms and buy tp. I would be so embarrassed to show up at a friends house with a tp cake.

write2nicole

hmp&mrj:

The only thing I can think of is it would be nice to leave in your former house for the new owners.

Wow, you are super-nice. I've advised people not to even bother cleaning their houses when they move out because, hey, it's not your house anymore and they're going to clean it their way, anyway.