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Dear God, why does Babbs do this to those kids?

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Re: Dear God, why does Babbs do this to those kids?

  • imageBobLoblaw:

    image_Fenton:
    It's also possible her MIL or other relative gave her the headbands.  If my MIL gave those to me, I'd make my kids wear them for the day.  It's just for the 4th of July, FFS, they'll live.

    I'm saving this post for when your MIL buys your future children Disney shiit.

    You really don't think I can keep Disney-themed apparel off my kids for all eternity, do you?  It'll happen.

    Related true story: my husband just gave away a bunch of Disney clothes he wore in high school.  Printed t-shirts, embroidered thermals and button downs, the works.  They were tucked away in the basement and I don't think I'd ever seen it all before.  Had I seen this stash while we were dating, I don't think I would've stayed.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • High school???! Dear god! How often did he get his ass kicked?
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Did you take any pictures?? Embroidered Mickey thermals??,?
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  • Twan's Disney clothing stash is my favorite part of this post.
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  • Dude, Twan should have sold that stuff at a garage sale or something. We had a group garage sale before we moved down here and one of my friends had some horrible embroidered Loony Toons jacket, and he was asking $20 for it, and it was the FIRST thing to go.

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  • I find all baby bows to be horrifying, and don't understand the differentiation of Babbs' babies' bows being awful and Mulva's baby's being ok.  They suck equally.
  • imageVickiSept2006:
    I find all baby bows to be horrifying, and don't understand the differentiation of Babbs' babies' bows being awful and Mulva's baby's being ok.  They suck equally.

    Really? I mean I am not a fan of the bows but I do see a difference between one that takes up say 3% of the square footage of your child's head vs one that takes up say 35% of the square footage of your child's head.

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  • Yeah, I really don't see a difference.  I hate them all.
  • image_Fenton:
    It's also possible her MIL or other relative gave her the headbands.  If my MIL gave those to me, I'd make my kids wear them for the day.  It's just for the 4th of July, FFS, they'll live.

    Your loyalty runs deep.

    Those bows are the baby equivilent of Babbs wedding dress...she wore gloves, right?

    Babbs if you're listening I like you a lot.   I loathe those bows.

    And does no one listen to me here?   The hobo look that the brangelina clan sport is the same movement that supports the shorts jumpsuit and the "i'm hiding a pnies, but my name ain't Fitty" skirts that Veronatit wears.  I'll say it one more time, in bold

    THE LOOK IS "I'M SO HOT, I CAN WEAR THIS AND STILL BE PRETTY"

     

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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    Twan's Disney clothing stash is my favorite part of this post.

    For me it's a tie between that and Mod calculating the square footage of baby heads. 

    All our clothes with words other than rawr and woof! on them come from my MIL. Luckily, they all say something nice about Mom and are not the terrible "Dad's Wingman" or "Daddy says I'm in charge [because he wants people to know he doesn't think it's necessary for his children to respect their mother]". I even kinda like the "Mommy's Little Monster" because the monsters are cuuute. ::puts on cone of shame::

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • You guys are so judgmental. Future Evie sheds a tear for your hatred of her future headband.

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  • I'm pretty sure that I'll overlook her bow but judge her on her excessive mascara.  That must be the kind VB recommends in her blog.
  • I can never decide if Future Evie is more 'sad emo' or 'sassy flapper.'

    Sometimes I wonder if one of Babbs's twins will rebel in high school and wear baggy clothes and not shave and join the wrestling team.

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  • Sassy  flapper.
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    imageFallinAgain:

    Is that more Jersey Shore than WT?

    Good question.  His Ed Hardy shirts are more jersey shore (or Dirty Jerz as it's better known here).  The other stuff...depends on where in Jersey you live. If it's the boonies (out northwest or super south), it could be WT.

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