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Dear God, why does Babbs do this to those kids?
Re: Dear God, why does Babbs do this to those kids?
You really don't think I can keep Disney-themed apparel off my kids for all eternity, do you? It'll happen.
Related true story: my husband just gave away a bunch of Disney clothes he wore in high school. Printed t-shirts, embroidered thermals and button downs, the works. They were tucked away in the basement and I don't think I'd ever seen it all before. Had I seen this stash while we were dating, I don't think I would've stayed.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Really? I mean I am not a fan of the bows but I do see a difference between one that takes up say 3% of the square footage of your child's head vs one that takes up say 35% of the square footage of your child's head.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
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Those bows are the baby equivilent of Babbs wedding dress...she wore gloves, right?
Babbs if you're listening I like you a lot. I loathe those bows.
And does no one listen to me here? The hobo look that the brangelina clan sport is the same movement that supports the shorts jumpsuit and the "i'm hiding a pnies, but my name ain't Fitty" skirts that Veronatit wears. I'll say it one more time, in bold
THE LOOK IS "I'M SO HOT, I CAN WEAR THIS AND STILL BE PRETTY"
For me it's a tie between that and Mod calculating the square footage of baby heads.
All our clothes with words other than rawr and woof! on them come from my MIL. Luckily, they all say something nice about Mom and are not the terrible "Dad's Wingman" or "Daddy says I'm in charge [because he wants people to know he doesn't think it's necessary for his children to respect their mother]". I even kinda like the "Mommy's Little Monster" because the monsters are cuuute. ::puts on cone of shame::
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
You guys are so judgmental. Future Evie sheds a tear for your hatred of her future headband.
I can never decide if Future Evie is more 'sad emo' or 'sassy flapper.'
Sometimes I wonder if one of Babbs's twins will rebel in high school and wear baggy clothes and not shave and join the wrestling team.
Good question. His Ed Hardy shirts are more jersey shore (or Dirty Jerz as it's better known here). The other stuff...depends on where in Jersey you live. If it's the boonies (out northwest or super south), it could be WT.