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TMI... tossing salad (please give advise)

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Re: TMI... tossing salad (please give advise)

  • imageSweetCuppinCakes:
    imageIrishone82:
    imageSweetCuppinCakes:

    imageSnailButt:
    Make sure that you are using a light dressing (light meaning calorie wise). it's amazing how much calories some types of dressing has these days, it can really add up!

     

    This is why we stopped using crisco for buttseks and switched to low fat yogurt!

    so that's why I'm gaining weight. Damnit cuppin, way to ruin my day!

    I prefer to use some cucumber sticks instead of the crutons for a suprise, they hurt too much coming back out.

     

    You have to leave them in long enough to soak up the dressing!

    I don't have that problem. Angel

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    imageKris10*:
    OMG Smock/Sweet/Aurora....friggin hilarious!!! Bahahahaha!!!

    ::pouty face:: am I not funny??

    Aww haha, I'm sorry I didn't see your calorie post image ::don't get all butt hurt on me:: (pun intended LOL)

  • ITA with some pp. If you don't like it, tell him. Forget about his ego, he would tell you if he didn't like something you were doing. If my FI tries something new that I don't care for, I tell him and he never does it again. Cosmo is a bunch of crap most of the time. It's like a guide book for people who have never had sex before! Do you YOU like so you can actually enjoy sex and don't be afraid to say "He licked my ass". We're all big girls here!
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  • Maybe he's trying to hint that he wants you to do that to him?
  • imageSabrina121:
    Maybe he's trying to hint that he wants you to do that to him?

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  • imageSweetCuppinCakes:

    Ooohh yeah whenever we go that route I like cottage cheese. The texture makes it more interesting and you can jazz it up with fruit if you like too! ;)

    Mmm add a little bit of chopped up pineapple in there. That is a sexxxy night!

  • Well, I was looking for adult convo, but you guys were either a.) very nasty and insulting or b.) vulgar.

     

     

  • I'm not entirely sure if you can claim to be looking for an adult conversation if you title your post with something a teenage boy is more likely to say. 

     

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  • imageKrissyWes09:

    Well, I was looking for adult convo, but you guys were either a.) very nasty and insulting or b.) vulgar.

     

     

    SCORE!!!

  • imageKrissyWes09:

    Well, I was looking for adult convo, but you guys were either a.) very nasty and insulting or b.) vulgar.

     

     

    How were you looking for an adult convo when you posted something a 13 year old would post?

    Either way, if you don't like something done to you while intercourse it's as easy as telling him you don't like it.  The point of intercourse is pleasure, if you find no pleasure with something then you need to put your big girl panties on and tell him that you don't like it.  If it hurts his ego then I would definitley give him a crazy side eye, weird.

  • imageKrissyWes09:

    Well, I was looking for adult convo, but you guys were either a.) very nasty and insulting or b.) vulgar.

    I'm not sure how "adult" the use of such descriptive terms as "here" and "down there" are, much less "tossing salad," so I find your comment to be less than impressive.

    What would be "adult" would be telling your husband that you're not a fan of him fingering or licking anything south of the border aside from your vagina.  Anal play doesn't do it for you.  Nothing wrong with that, but he's not going to know if you don't tell him. Couch it in terms of what you do like: The anal fingering isn't a turn-on for me, but I absolutely love when you ________."

    And steer clear of "Cosmo."  The "relationship" advice in there is worthless. 

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  •  This topic shows up as M.U.D. every few months. Ignore the poor bent child and he will go away. 
  • Ok so my guy and i are into the tossing salad....

    but croutons and bacon bits?? salad dressings and cheese?? pineapple??

     Please help... LMAO... i am a little uneducated I guess???

  • I get really clean of course before he goes down on me, i am just extra safe haha.. But i let him try licking my bum and I actually love it, at first i was like ummm NO! but I will try anything. Maybe he is really turned on by it or something. Just talk to him nicely and ask why he is doing that?! I like it my hubby bends me over and does it, no tongue "in" though just on the outside, the finger we dont like just weird haha but i tried it first before saying no
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