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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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Penises!
I just felt like we were focusing way too much on girl parts, so we ought to have a post about penii to provide some balance.
What is your guesstimate on the size of the smallest one you've ever encountered?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Same. Minus the crazycakes stalker.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Nest this. It was sad because he was a really sweet, really rich guy.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
I'm having a really hard time imagining a pinkie-sized one.
Dit-toe.
It was honestly shocking. I got in there and was like, "WHA?" I mean, it was the easiest BJ ever but I couldn't imagine doing anything else with it. We stopped dating and then I became friends with a girl whom dated him too- we discussed him and both just held up our pinkie at the same time.
Someone didn't mind because he's married now. He's also an actuary and makes a lot of money so I'm sure that helps.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Same. All I can come up with is a french fry glued to someone's crotch. Are the balls average size? Can someone draw one for me?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I remember when I met Kevin I was *sure* that he would have a small peen because I really liked him and I was due.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
I actually felt sick to my stomach the first time I saw the pinkie sized member. I ended up doing more than a BJ and the condom got...shall we say...lost? (And btw I'm not Cali - I don't have a cavernous vag). I had to stop dating him because really, it was a health issue.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Time of death: 1:44pm
for those wondering, I was brave and google imaged "pinkie penis" and if one were to scroll down to page 5 and look at the 5th from last picture that ought to give you a completely graphic and realistic mental image that will haunt you until you DIE.
I also saw some really weird and disturbing pictures scrolling down to page 5... it's like falling down the rabbit hole.
HAHAHA!!!!
I messed around with a pencil *** or two. It seems like the jerkier the guy, the more issues he had with his dong. Either he was a two pump chump, or had a pinky penis, or VD.
Well, he would kind of have to be with equipment like that.
I was in my "whorey post-breakup" stage and screwed around with a guy at a party. It was basically the size and girth of my thumb (and I don't have large hands). I gave him a handie for a few minutes when he said, and I quote, "Oh my god I want you to go down on me so bad" and I started laughing really hard and excused myself and drove home.
He was also a firecrotch.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Never seen a pinkie or thumb sized one. That just seems sad. The ones I've seen follow a nice bell curve. A couple big guns, 5-6 average sized, a couple small ones.
If I had to do a finger comparison, I'd say the smallest, when erect, was the length and girth of my middle and index finger together.