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  • imagesad5781:

    imageTexasHarmony:
    J had a conversation with his penis while in the bathtub last night.  I had to bury my face in a towel because I was laughing so hard.  I thought we had a few years before he started having conversations with that organ.

    I want to know what he was saying... and what the penis was saying back? 

    It went something like this.  I was playing a game on my phone while they were bathing.  Avery was singing about being a robot or something and J was just sitting there looking down.  Next thing I know, he is having this conversation - mind you, I crack up when he says hello because he draws it out hellloooo:  Hello Penis!  How are you Penis?  ::grabs loose skin and yanks it around:: Penis, let's take this skin off Penis.  Don't need dat dere Penis.

    Seriously. I wanted to die.  And yes, I realize I just capitalized the Penis throughout the whole thing like it is another person.  WTH?

     

  • imagedana92504:
    Duchess/mb - I was a neighborhood away from going to ike. Instead I went to the "ghetto" of cyfair - jv. I just read a fb update from one of my bs friends where she was wishing her son a happy 6th bday. One of the comments was: "happy burfday lil ***". Nice.

    I had to quote this to see what was starred out. 

    That's super klassy.

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  • imageTexasHarmony:
    J had a conversation with his penis while in the bathtub last night.  I had to bury my face in a towel because I was laughing so hard.  I thought we had a few years before he started having conversations with that organ.

    Yes

     

    In other news, a friend went to the states this summer and brought me back 2 big bags of Tootsie Roll Midgees.  I am in heaven.  HEAVEN. But if I don't stop eating them, I'll be miserable. 

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  • imagedana92504:
    Duchess/mb - I was a neighborhood away from going to ike. Instead I went to the "ghetto" of cyfair - jv. I just read a fb update from one of my bs friends where she was wishing her son a happy 6th bday. One of the comments was: "happy burfday lil ***". Nice.

    I also quoted this just to see what it was saying.  I have seen some very similar posts on some of K's cousin's FB pages.  Awesome and Klassy.  I think I'd rather eat nutria.

     

  • imagedana92504:
    Duchess/mb - I was a neighborhood away from going to ike. Instead I went to the "ghetto" of cyfair - jv. I just read a fb update from one of my bs friends where she was wishing her son a happy 6th bday. One of the comments was: "happy burfday lil ***". Nice.

    haha!

  • If you have some good luck to toss around today, I'll take it.
  • I have a ton to toss around =)

     

    And....WTF is nutria????

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  • imageodear:

    I have a ton to toss around =)

     

    And....WTF is nutria????

    This Is Nutria.

     

  • imageodear:

    I have a ton to toss around =)

     

    And....WTF is nutria????

    Bwahhhh at the Chicago girl not knowing her swamp animals :-)  I didn't learn about them until my first trip to Louisiana.  And then that people ate them- oh my.

    Kreeeper- dumping my luck bag on your door step.  Fingers Crossed.

  • imageTexasHarmony:
    imageodear:

    I have a ton to toss around =)

     

    And....WTF is nutria????

    This Is Nutria.

     
    It looks like a cross between a gopher and a rat. 
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  • imageTexasHarmony:
    imageodear:

    I have a ton to toss around =)

     

    And....WTF is nutria????

    This Is Nutria.

    A large semi-aquatic rodent?  I will pass, kthanxbye.

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  • imageodear:

    I have a ton to toss around =)

     

    And....WTF is nutria????

    Basically, it's an ROUS.  

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  • imageSuzi-G-:
    imageodear:

    I have a ton to toss around =)

     

    And....WTF is nutria????

    Basically, it's an ROUS.  

    winner!

  • imageTexasHarmony:
    It went something like this.  I was playing a game on my phone while they were bathing.  Avery was singing about being a robot or something and J was just sitting there looking down.  Next thing I know, he is having this conversation - mind you, I crack up when he says hello because he draws it out hellloooo:  Hello Penis!  How are you Penis?  ::grabs loose skin and yanks it around:: Penis, let's take this skin off Penis.  Don't need dat dere Penis.

    Seriously. I wanted to die.  And yes, I realize I just capitalized the Penis throughout the whole thing like it is another person.  WTH?

    hilarious!

  • Kreeper... LUCK!!! LUCK LUCK LUCK (and more)!!!

     

    In College Station there was a pet shop on Harvey by one of the bookstores, and they had the big glass enclosure that you could see through the front window.  They kept hamsters and guinea pigs in there.  Someone in CS had a nutria they'd decided to keep as a pet, then it grew and they didn't know what to do with it, so the pet store took it, and kept it in that front window cage!

    I'm 100% positive their #1 question every day was "what IS that?"

    I tell you what, though.  That nutria had it good.  ALL it ever did was lay there and smile at you with its giant yellow teeth. 

  • imagealmond1123:
    imageSuzi-G-:
    imageodear:

    I have a ton to toss around =)

     

    And....WTF is nutria????

    Basically, it's an ROUS.  

    winner!

    Inconceivable!

    I am quite familiar with ROUS's!  Aaaand, I just about shot coffee out of my nose when I read that

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  • I had a few triple-chocolate cake balls stashed in the freezer and I took them out Friday night. I went to get one last night and they were gone. (I worked all day Saturday & Sunday.) I asked DH why he ate all my cake balls and he said he didn't eat them, he THREW THEM AWAY. He was shocked that I was going to eat them because "they've been sitting out on the counter for months. That's gross." Really? Have you seen them on the counter these last few months? No. They've been in the freezer. They were on the counter for two days. Way to be observant.

    Now I need a chocolate cake ball.


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  • Or maybe if I keep reading about nutria I will lose my appetite. Ick!
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  • imageWeezers:

    I had a few triple-chocolate cake balls stashed in the freezer and I took them out Friday night. I went to get one last night and they were gone. (I worked all day Saturday & Sunday.) I asked DH why he ate all my cake balls and he said he didn't eat them, he THREW THEM AWAY. He was shocked that I was going to eat them because "they've been sitting out on the counter for months. That's gross." Really? Have you seen them on the counter these last few months? No. They've been in the freezer. They were on the counter for two days. Way to be observant.

    Now I need a chocolate cake ball.


    that would be grounds for me pulling a few of his leg hairs with tweezers!  there is a rule in my house...  to NEVER I repeat NEVER take the last of anything.  I might not even eat it but I like to know it's there.  Oh I'd be pissed!  Angry

  • imageSuzi-G-:
    imageodear:

    I have a ton to toss around =)

     

    And....WTF is nutria????

    Basically, it's an ROUS.  

    exactly!! and you get $5 a tail if you turn one into the animal control around here. so people often kill them for food and a little cash. they're hard to kill.

    once we had to go to lafayette for stuff to do with DH's case. I took Addie to the zoo there and they had no less then 4 different nutria exhibits. I had no idea there were so many kinds.

    -Clare
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  • there's a park in between Pearland and Alvin on 35; the last time we were there, we were feeding the ducks from a dock/pier thing and a nutria swam up to us to get in on the bread crumb action.....it grossed me out a little bit.
  • I love to use the word frock. As in, "that's a lovely party frock." The more times you say it the weirder it sounds.
    -Clare
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  • At a park in Louisiana, there was always a nutria swimming around.  I don't see what's so gross about them.  Granted, the thought of eating them is gross, but the thought of eating lots of animals that I like otherwise grosses me out.  Then again, I think mice are cute as long as they aren't living in my house or yard...
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    BFP with no treatment!
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  • I blow dry my infant son's hair.
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  • imageKimmer123:
    I blow dry my infant son's hair.

    I think you need to take pictures and blog a step-by-step baby-beauty how-to.  

    My big boy is bounding towards 3! Hoping to add a sibling. image Hipster dog is not impressed.
  • imageSuzi-G-:

    imageKimmer123:
    I blow dry my infant son's hair.

    I think you need to take pictures and blog a step-by-step baby-beauty how-to.  

    Maybe someday I'll be presentable enough to film/photograph a tutorial. Currently, not so much.

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  • imageKimmer123:
    I blow dry my infant son's hair.

    He is giving you the side eye for this.

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  • imageodear:

    imageKimmer123:
    I blow dry my infant son's hair.

    He is giving you the side eye for this.

    a) if he could talk he would thank me. blow drying is FAR better than the freak Cosmo Kraemer/Don King/Elvis thing that he has going on if I don't blow dry it. 

    b) he REALLY likes to look at himself. I think he enjoys his every-other-day date with himself

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  • imageKimmer123:
    imageSuzi-G-:

    imageKimmer123:
    I blow dry my infant son's hair.

    I think you need to take pictures and blog a step-by-step baby-beauty how-to.  

    Maybe someday I'll be presentable enough to film/photograph a tutorial. Currently, not so much.

    can we at least see a picture of what it looks like if you dont blow dry?  please, pretty please?  i wanna see! 

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  • imageTexasHarmony:
    imagesad5781:

    imageTexasHarmony:
    J had a conversation with his penis while in the bathtub last night.  I had to bury my face in a towel because I was laughing so hard.  I thought we had a few years before he started having conversations with that organ.

    I want to know what he was saying... and what the penis was saying back? 

    It went something like this.  I was playing a game on my phone while they were bathing.  Avery was singing about being a robot or something and J was just sitting there looking down.  Next thing I know, he is having this conversation - mind you, I crack up when he says hello because he draws it out hellloooo:  Hello Penis!  How are you Penis?  ::grabs loose skin and yanks it around:: Penis, let's take this skin off Penis.  Don't need dat dere Penis.

    Seriously. I wanted to die.  And yes, I realize I just capitalized the Penis throughout the whole thing like it is another person.  WTH?

    This is awesome!  You always have the best stories.  I hope you are writing these down somewhere more permanent than the nest so you can share them with your kids when the are older.  

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