IDK. This is why I no longer identify as a Republican and consider myself an Independent. It's so f*cking stupid. On every level. I don't give a sh*t about abortions or anything but the economy and neither should Congress. Jesus Christ, it's not hard.
I want to have a baby with you - but first I have to ask what race you hail from?
Mostly white (German/Irish mutt). But I admit that there is some African-American blood on my grandpa's side of the family - my uncle was frequently mistaken for being AA growing up. So we probably wouldn't be able to have any abortions, sorry!
I guarantee my whiter-than-white heritage (Scottish w/ freckles) will dilute any dark skin. We can raise healthy little secretly-diverse independents.
IDK. This is why I no longer identify as a Republican and consider myself an Independent. It's so f*cking stupid. On every level. I don't give a sh*t about abortions or anything but the economy and neither should Congress. Jesus Christ, it's not hard.
I want to have a baby with you - but first I have to ask what race you hail from?
Mostly white (German/Irish mutt). But I admit that there is some African-American blood on my grandpa's side of the family - my uncle was frequently mistaken for being AA growing up. So we probably wouldn't be able to have any abortions, sorry!
I guarantee my whiter-than-white heritage (Scottish w/ freckles) will dilute any dark skin. We can raise healthy little secretly-diverse independents.
muahahaha! And they will take over the world. Or just the US.
PS - I love your sig.
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Can someone please explain to me what the fwck is going on in this thread. DId I just see a reference to white women having their black bastard babies aborted? I can't even respond to that cerebrally.
Yes. Yes, you saw that.
I have no further response, because I cannot wrap my mind around something so unbelievable.
Yah, and how exactly do they plan to know the race of a baby pre-abortion?
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It's just that black people decide that they don't actually want black babies.
Wait, are you saying black people have black babies?
Black people are racist against black babies. What? Doesn't everyone want a white baby? Isn't this something you can tell from the anatomy scan?
No, that's the quad screen and the NT scan. Don't you know-- that's the false positive everyone is worried about?! They decline the test in case it shows a false positive of being black!
My insurance wouldn't cover the NT (Negro Testing) scan.
I declined the NT scan because of all those false positives. I didn't want to have to worry about my baby being black my whole pregnancy. I wouldn't get an abortion because I don't believe in it. Abortions don't exist.
IDK. This is why I no longer identify as a Republican and consider myself an Independent. It's so f*cking stupid. On every level. I don't give a sh*t about abortions or anything but the economy and neither should Congress. Jesus Christ, it's not hard.
I want to have a baby with you - but first I have to ask what race you hail from?
Mostly white (German/Irish mutt). But I admit that there is some African-American blood on my grandpa's side of the family - my uncle was frequently mistaken for being AA growing up. So we probably wouldn't be able to have any abortions, sorry!
I always knew you were "passing". *smh*
omg, I just saw this. I am officially dead w/ copz now. I love this place.
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I must have read that wrong.........Tell me this isn't a proposal in order to prevent minorities from having abortions.
I actually would see it more as preventing married white woman who gets knocked up by darker skinned man who is not her husband from getting an abortion to get rid of the evidence.
Are you seriously trying to fuucking defend this? You are stupid.
My insurance wouldn't cover the NT (Negro Testing) scan.
That's it. I am done. It's over ladies. It has been real and I will miss you all, but all good things must come to an end.
tartar has killed me.
LMAO. *dead* I almost spit my soup on my screen.
"There's a very simple test to see if something is racist. Just go to a heavily populated black area, and do the thing that you think isn't racist, and see if you live through it." ~ Reeve on the Clearly Racist Re-Nig Bumper Sticker and its Creator.
I must have read that wrong.........Tell me this isn't a proposal in order to prevent minorities from having abortions.
I actually would see it more as preventing married white woman who gets knocked up by darker skinned man who is not her husband from getting an abortion to get rid of the evidence.
Are you seriously trying to fuucking defend this? You are stupid.
I must have read that wrong.........Tell me this isn't a proposal in order to prevent minorities from having abortions.
I actually would see it more as preventing married white woman who gets knocked up by darker skinned man who is not her husband from getting an abortion to get rid of the evidence.
WELL IN THAT CASE!
Damn straight that whore shouldn't be able to abort her bastard mulatto fetus! Best to wait till she gives birth, then burn them both on the Baby-Daddy's lawn so that everyone learns a lesson!
My insurance wouldn't cover the NT (Negro Testing) scan.
Or the CVS testing (Conspicuous Vagina Seen).
i need a "clapped my hand over my mouth to keep from busting out laughing but failed and now folks are popping their heads in my office" emoticon. also
La-a has just found out her baby is probably black. You can see the shock and disappointment in her face. She thought only promiscuous white women had black babies. Obviously, she would like an abortion, sadly abortions:black babies:: skittles:poor people.
Lisa has just found out her baby is probably black. You can see the shock and disappointment in her face. She thought only promiscuous white women had black babies. Obviously, she would like an abortion, sadly abortions:black babies:: skittles:poor people.
I love SBP. LMAO.
"There's a very simple test to see if something is racist. Just go to a heavily populated black area, and do the thing that you think isn't racist, and see if you live through it." ~ Reeve on the Clearly Racist Re-Nig Bumper Sticker and its Creator.
Sally wouldn't be confused if she had used the new and improved Detect-awhite pregnancy tests. Instead of sitting on her bad debating her next move she could already be at the clinic of her choice.
Am I the only one who read Pamela's post as being kinda TIC? Like..."no actually, this this the ridiculously pointless and offensive goal of this bill"?
Try reading her post as if say...HAB posted it. Somebody good and snarky. See what I'm getting at?
my point being that I don't think Pamela actually thinks that white woman trying to abort their mixed race bastard babies is a) common or b) something that should actually be legislated. But the intent of this assbackwards bill could be interpreted as such. Which is assinine. (the bill, not pamela)
But hey, I'm apparently a big giver of benefit of the doubt.
In other news - everybody else in this thread is cracking me up. the NT and CSV tests in particular.
La-a has just found out her baby is probably black. You can see the shock and disappointment in her face. She thought only promiscuous white women had black babies. Obviously, she would like an abortion, sadly abortions:black babies:: skittles:poor people.
There, I fixed it for you.
Lisa is the name of the black girl in Corduroy. I'm trying to tie all the threads together here.
Re: House R's push bullschitte bill to ban abortion based on race / sex of fetus
This
I guarantee my whiter-than-white heritage (Scottish w/ freckles) will dilute any dark skin. We can raise healthy little secretly-diverse independents.
muahahaha! And they will take over the world. Or just the US.
PS - I love your sig.
Yah, and how exactly do they plan to know the race of a baby pre-abortion?
Yes. Yes, you saw that.
I have no further response, because I cannot wrap my mind around something so unbelievable.
No, that's the quad screen and the NT scan. Don't you know-- that's the false positive everyone is worried about?! They decline the test in case it shows a false positive of being black!
That's it. I am done. It's over ladies. It has been real and I will miss you all, but all good things must come to an end.
tartar has killed me.
I declined the NT scan because of all those false positives. I didn't want to have to worry about my baby being black my whole pregnancy. I wouldn't get an abortion because I don't believe in it. Abortions don't exist.
omg, I just saw this. I am officially dead w/ copz now.
I love this place.
Are you seriously trying to fuucking defend this? You are stupid.
LMAO. *dead* I almost spit my soup on my screen.
she was absolutely serious.
my read shelf:
Now, wait a god durned minnit....sex selection abortions are a real problem in the US?
Aren't these the same people who require ultrasounds to get an abortion?
Then they're helping create the problem because the pee stick doesn't predict fetal sex.
Obviously we need to outlaw pee sticks, since probably close to 100% of people who get abortions have some acquaintance with pee sticks.
I bet they've had Skittles too
WELL IN THAT CASE!
Damn straight that whore shouldn't be able to abort her bastard mulatto fetus! Best to wait till she gives birth, then burn them both on the Baby-Daddy's lawn so that everyone learns a lesson!
Fuggen white broads need to LEARN!
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i need a "clapped my hand over my mouth to keep from busting out laughing but failed and now folks are popping their heads in my office" emoticon. also
/undead
grrr... arghh. brains!
Where is mer?
I'M GONNA NEED A GIF IN HERE!
::hugs the board::
There, I fixed it for you.
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I love SBP. LMAO.
It's this kind of post that makes me love all of you. I especially enjoy Pamela's position that laws should be based on Maury Povich episodes.
Happy Spring!.
Ten points to Pamela for being one of the only Rs to respond to this post.
Minus several million points for the actual response.
I'm going to take this thread out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
And then I will have the embryo screened for BBS (Black Baby Syndrome). Just in case.
Sally wouldn't be confused if she had used the new and improved Detect-awhite pregnancy tests. Instead of sitting on her bad debating her next move she could already be at the clinic of her choice.
Am I the only one who read Pamela's post as being kinda TIC? Like..."no actually, this this the ridiculously pointless and offensive goal of this bill"?
Try reading her post as if say...HAB posted it. Somebody good and snarky. See what I'm getting at?
my point being that I don't think Pamela actually thinks that white woman trying to abort their mixed race bastard babies is a) common or b) something that should actually be legislated. But the intent of this assbackwards bill could be interpreted as such. Which is assinine. (the bill, not pamela)
But hey, I'm apparently a big giver of benefit of the doubt.
In other news - everybody else in this thread is cracking me up. the NT and CSV tests in particular.
My Goodness...another food blog. Featuring: Macarons from a old post with a photo taken by my mom for a break from my crappy food photos!
DAYUM.
It looks just like her.
You're good, SBP. Real good.
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