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Re: hey SO, your relationships will fail
Annnd you are obviously a sorry single who is not getting any or you wouldn't be jealous of my bedroom moves. Perhaps you should have PM'ed me before your last relationship fell apart. Maybe I could have helped you out....
Although now thinking of it, maybe it wouldn't have helped. Obviously that giant stick in your ass is totally in the way of any man getting his diick in there...
DMARIE FOR THE WIN!!!
Annnd you are obviously a sorry single who is not getting any or you wouldn't be jealous of my bedroom moves. Perhaps you should have PM'ed me before your last relationship fell apart. Maybe I could have helped you out....
Although now thinking of it, maybe it wouldn't have helped. Obviously that giant stick in your ass is totally in the way of any man getting his diick in there...
Yes, I bet it was a Lisa Frank with a Unicorn farting glitter out his arse!!
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
You are too cool to be a trainwreck like the rest of us
Or there was no room on her spreadsheet.
WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!?!?!
Oh, I had my trainwreck times. I just wasn't posting about them very much! Nevertheless, I welcome anyone to talk some smack so I don't feel so left out.
(Actually, I realize this is likely my own fault for being stingy about personal information. If it didn't make me feel like an AW, I'd post an "ask me anything." But I hate feeling like an AW.)
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
You would think that since about 85 percent of my posts refer to my deceased husband I'd at least get a wut-wut. Another instance of the widows fading into the woodwork, I guess. (I am sort of aware of how much I talk about him and I'm trying to tone it down, which is why I'm noticing myself on MM a little more than SO lately.)
Your relationship will surely fail because you've done nude/seminude photography, so therefore, your morals must not be up to snuff...or somesuchshit.
Jeez, I stink at this.
HA! I love it.
...except he's posed before, too. We're both morally bankrupt!
/twirls, naked.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Haha this response is 400 kinds of awesome.
Me too!
I did too but I am assuming that's because I'm not in a terrible relationship doomed for failure like the rest of my SO peeps.
HA HA HA HA HA! I seriously busted out laughing when I read this!
They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
Annnd you are obviously a sorry single who is not getting any or you wouldn't be jealous of my bedroom moves. Perhaps you should have PM'ed me before your last relationship fell apart. Maybe I could have helped you out....
Although now thinking of it, maybe it wouldn't have helped. Obviously that giant stick in your ass is totally in the way of any man getting his diick in there...
Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, please be expecting a PM soon.
They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
Me three.. especially after my full on off the rails trainwreck post from Monday... I think I deserved a shout out for that one.
Yeah achase you seem to be doing alright...told you that you were my SO "mom"
I actually feel honored to be called out like this. I haven't had that happen in years and under my old screename. I usually feel like I'm swept under the rug.
Annnd you are obviously a sorry single who is not getting any or you wouldn't be jealous of my bedroom moves. Perhaps you should have PM'ed me before your last relationship fell apart. Maybe I could have helped you out....
Although now thinking of it, maybe it wouldn't have helped. Obviously that giant stick in your ass is totally in the way of any man getting his diick in there...
Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, please be expecting a PM soon.
Haha! Anything for you, RP!! Just let me know if you want the PG-13, R, or XXX rated moves!
3/12 5 mi -- 49:22 Pace: 9:52
5/1 Half Marathon -- 2:11:22 Pace: 10:01
5/22 10k -- 56:29 Pace: 9:00
5/24 3.6 -- 29:03 Pace: 8:18
7/10 15k -- 1:44:46 injured Pace: 11:14
10/29 5k -- 28:24 Pace: 9:04
I feel honored too. I've never been considered a "regular" on any board and I usually fall under the radar.
NinjaPaants and Jaksmom - you two should feel honored. I mean, to know that someone else is so fascinated with you and your life that they've remembered enough to make a post like this. I totally wish my name were up there too. I say this without sarcasm.
Although, honestly, I don't think you guys are really that bad. There are some real train wrecks on here, but you two don't come to mind.
It's me isn't it? Just go ahead and call me out because no one else will.
You're right. It's you.
If you want I can create an AE and call you out in a post of your own. But only if you promise to do the same for me. You'll have to remind me of all your trainwrecky details though because I haven't been keeping them up to date in my SO journal.
What about me???
Lol I have an idea of who it might be. For sure, someone who is unhappy in their marriage and read other people's failed marriages for reassurance. Keep reading! You'll join us soon or you'll stay in a miserable marriage eh eh eh eh.
This person can't post under her real name because I am sure we could all find things to call out about her relationship ... or she's just not happy in her relationship and knows she will be here soon and doesn't want us to remind her of this post.
Yay! I'm not that bad. *Twirls around*