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  • Thanks Lindsay and Jens!  This was a little earlier than I was planning, but I'm pretty excited.  I mean, the things probably going to fall out due to ham consumption.  Unless its Dagger tough.  
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  • I read somewhere that you can (or could, at one time) arrange to have a screening of BOBB at baby showers.  Why would anyone want to do that?  "I know, instead of snacking and opening presents, let's watch this movie that has the potential to divide and inflame the guests."

    Christin, I ate deli meat during my pregnancy.  Maybe your embryo is just wearing the world's tiniest pair of hampants right now.

    Other random:  Whenever someone here types "Mmmm" in response to a hot man, I can't help but read it in Sling Blade voice.

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  • Sean and Dimi have been using a flashlight and binoculars to look for monsters out the windows for about 20 minutes. It's terribly cute.

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  • The tiniest pair of hampants!  I die.  And then I am resurrected only to be killed with cuteness of Sean and Dimi.  The cuteness is unbearable!
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • *snuggles next to Buddha* Only Santa Fe can make this better...

    Seriously though, you guys, was there an announcement of this here, or was it just discussed offboard, and then you decided you'd just bring it here real sneaky like? 

  • Dimi and Sean!  Squeeeeee!!!!!  Dimi's tongue is killing me. 

    Jens, the announcement was stuck in the middle of a thread, I think it was a randoms from the other day.

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  • imagejens_a_ten:

    *snuggles next to Buddha* Only Santa Fe can make this better...

    Seriously though, you guys, was there an announcement of this here, or was it just discussed offboard, and then you decided you'd just bring it here real sneaky like? 

    She snuck it in this thread.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imagescienarasucka:

    Sean and Dimi have been using a flashlight and binoculars to look for monsters out the windows for about 20 minutes. It's terribly cute.

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    I die at the tongue sticking out focus on sean's face.

     

    Jens, she brought it up late in another thread of randoms. No big announcement. Spoilsport!

  • I just want to clear this up since I think Buddha made the same mistake on FB: Sean is on the left, Dimi on the right (with the tongue). I know it's hard since Dimi got a hair cut. ;)
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  • imagescienarasucka:
    I just want to clear this up since I think Buddha made the same mistake on FB: Sean is on the left, Dimi on the right (with the tongue). I know it's hard since Dimi got a hair cut. ;)

    Wow, really? I even looked back and still could not tell that was Dimi. I mean, the wow really was more shock then "are you sure you know which one is your child".

  • imagescienarasucka:
    I just want to clear this up since I think Buddha made the same mistake on FB: Sean is on the left, Dimi on the right (with the tongue). I know it's hard since Dimi got a hair cut. ;)

    Are you sure you haven't been keeping Dimi so long that you are confused as to which one is your child? I keep looking again and still thinking that one is Sean. 

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  • Ahh, ok. Well, that's lame! Pregnancies need to be announced in an explicit fashion. TRY TO BE MORE CONSIDERATE TO ME, PEOPLE.

    Anyway, congratulations again - may tiny hampants continue to grow like the mighty oak!

  • where can I register for tiny hampants?  Do they sell those at babies r us, or do I have to go to a butcher?
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  • I'm already the dramatic one on the board!  This way, when someone calls me dramatic, I can be all "Pshaw.  Would a dramatic person nonchalantly announce their pregnancy in a randoms thread?". Anywho, I'm glad other babies have survived ham.  Cold ham pants.  I'm also glad HT had all those paranoid thoughts.  She's my measuring stick for a rational human being.
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  • imagescienarasucka:

    Sean and Dimi have been using a flashlight and binoculars to look for monsters out the windows for about 20 minutes. It's terribly cute.

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    This is so cute I just miscarried. That joke was probably tacky. 
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  • imagejens_a_ten:

    may tiny hampants continue to grow like the mighty oak!

    I totally wish I could use this in a card for my co-worker's upcoming baby shower.

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  • Try Etsy.  Or your work cafeteria.
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  • I'm a better mom than all you losers because I consumed no ham*

    * really, I just hate ham but ate plenty of turkey 

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  • imageChristinS:

    This is so cute I just miscarried. That joke was probably tacky. 

    From the creator of rape jokes, we bring you MISCARRIAGE JOKES!

    Knock knock-

    Who's there?

    It's time for your D&C. 

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  • imageboxerfan:
    where can I register for tiny hampants?  Do they sell those at babies r us, or do I have to go to a butcher?

    For the best quality and longest-lasting hampants, I'd go to your local butcher. Plus it's always nice to support small businesses.

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  • imagescienarasucka:
    imageChristinS:

    This is so cute I just miscarried. That joke was probably tacky. 

    From the creator of rape jokes, we bring you MISCARRIAGE JOKES!

    Knock knock-

    Who's there?

    It's time for your D&C. 

    gotta keep it fresh!
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  • You can't buy hampants until you know whether you're having a girl or boy.  Boys don't wear hampants!  That'd be ridiculous.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    You can't buy hampants until you know whether you're having a girl or boy.  Boys don't wear hampants!  That'd be ridiculous.

    Really?  Should I be looking for something in a nice roast beef?

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    Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
    www.focushunting.com
  • In a complete random, we got three Christmas cards and an invitation to a Christmas party in the mail today. They were forwarded from our old address, and apparently it took our lovely postal system two entire months to do that. Yippee for Christmas cheer in February. I wonder if I should still rsvp no to that party. 

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  • imageboxerfan:

    imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    You can't buy hampants until you know whether you're having a girl or boy.  Boys don't wear hampants!  That'd be ridiculous.

    Really?  Should I be looking for something in a nice roast beef?

    Roast beefpants doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?  How about bolognapants?

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    imageboxerfan:

    imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    You can't buy hampants until you know whether you're having a girl or boy.  Boys don't wear hampants!  That'd be ridiculous.

    Really?  Should I be looking for something in a nice roast beef?

    Roast beefpants doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?  How about bolognapants?

    A lion would choose roast beef pants.
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  • I am super annoyed.  My iPod was one of the ones that had the potential to come alive and try to take over the world, so I got to send it in and they would send me a replacement.  They received it January 27th.  3 weeks ago.  And it's been in "Product Replacement Pending" status ever since.  Why is it taking so goddamn long?

    Mouse, please get D to plug into the hivemind and fix this right now.  I don't wanna use my phone for music.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    imageboxerfan:

    imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    You can't buy hampants until you know whether you're having a girl or boy.  Boys don't wear hampants!  That'd be ridiculous.

    Really?  Should I be looking for something in a nice roast beef?

    Roast beefpants doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?  How about bolognapants?

    Isn't it more appropriate for a girl to have roast beef pants? She's already got some hanging between her legs. Don't want to mix your meats.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • It'd be too monochromatic to wear roast beefpants to cover your beef curtains.  You definitely need to mix it up.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Um, Jens, add me to your couch.

    Congrats, Christin! 

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