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Re: Randoms
I read somewhere that you can (or could, at one time) arrange to have a screening of BOBB at baby showers. Why would anyone want to do that? "I know, instead of snacking and opening presents, let's watch this movie that has the potential to divide and inflame the guests."
Christin, I ate deli meat during my pregnancy. Maybe your embryo is just wearing the world's tiniest pair of hampants right now.
Other random: Whenever someone here types "Mmmm" in response to a hot man, I can't help but read it in Sling Blade voice.
Sean and Dimi have been using a flashlight and binoculars to look for monsters out the windows for about 20 minutes. It's terribly cute.
The poster formerly known as PDXPhotoGrl
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
*snuggles next to Buddha* Only Santa Fe can make this better...
Seriously though, you guys, was there an announcement of this here, or was it just discussed offboard, and then you decided you'd just bring it here real sneaky like?
Dimi and Sean! Squeeeeee!!!!! Dimi's tongue is killing me.
Jens, the announcement was stuck in the middle of a thread, I think it was a randoms from the other day.
She snuck it in this thread.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I die at the tongue sticking out focus on sean's face.
Jens, she brought it up late in another thread of randoms. No big announcement. Spoilsport!
The poster formerly known as PDXPhotoGrl
Wow, really? I even looked back and still could not tell that was Dimi. I mean, the wow really was more shock then "are you sure you know which one is your child".
Are you sure you haven't been keeping Dimi so long that you are confused as to which one is your child? I keep looking again and still thinking that one is Sean.
Ahh, ok. Well, that's lame! Pregnancies need to be announced in an explicit fashion. TRY TO BE MORE CONSIDERATE TO ME, PEOPLE.
Anyway, congratulations again - may tiny hampants continue to grow like the mighty oak!
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
www.focushunting.com
I totally wish I could use this in a card for my co-worker's upcoming baby shower.
I'm a better mom than all you losers because I consumed no ham*
* really, I just hate ham but ate plenty of turkey
From the creator of rape jokes, we bring you MISCARRIAGE JOKES!
Knock knock-
Who's there?
It's time for your D&C.
The poster formerly known as PDXPhotoGrl
For the best quality and longest-lasting hampants, I'd go to your local butcher. Plus it's always nice to support small businesses.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Really? Should I be looking for something in a nice roast beef?
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
www.focushunting.com
In a complete random, we got three Christmas cards and an invitation to a Christmas party in the mail today. They were forwarded from our old address, and apparently it took our lovely postal system two entire months to do that. Yippee for Christmas cheer in February. I wonder if I should still rsvp no to that party.
Roast beefpants doesn't have the same ring to it, does it? How about bolognapants?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I am super annoyed. My iPod was one of the ones that had the potential to come alive and try to take over the world, so I got to send it in and they would send me a replacement. They received it January 27th. 3 weeks ago. And it's been in "Product Replacement Pending" status ever since. Why is it taking so goddamn long?
Mouse, please get D to plug into the hivemind and fix this right now. I don't wanna use my phone for music.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Isn't it more appropriate for a girl to have roast beef pants? She's already got some hanging between her legs. Don't want to mix your meats.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Um, Jens, add me to your couch.
Congrats, Christin!