What do you say to someone that is potentially suicidal? UPDATE

TSD · April 2012

angelaa73:

I would get her on the phone and just let her talk. Chicks don't typically check out. They talk talk talk talk talk until they feel better.

Don't freak out. she's not going to do anything. But call her so she can vent a bit

So not only do you work for the IRS, you're also a psychiatrist. A one stop shop you are! Good to know.

angelaa73 · April 2012

TSD:
angelaa73:

I would get her on the phone and just let her talk. Chicks don't typically check out. They talk talk talk talk talk until they feel better.

Don't freak out. she's not going to do anything. But call her so she can vent a bit

So not only do you work for the IRS, you're also a psychiatrist. A one stop shop you are! Good to know.

yes psycho! I do! And I am! Let's check back with those two in a year and I guaranfuckintee both are still alive, and not in jail

k?

go back to wherever you came from, dork

TSD · April 2012

angelaa73:
TSD:
angelaa73:

I would get her on the phone and just let her talk. Chicks don't typically check out. They talk talk talk talk talk until they feel better.

Don't freak out. she's not going to do anything. But call her so she can vent a bit

So not only do you work for the IRS, you're also a psychiatrist. A one stop shop you are! Good to know.

yes psycho! I do! And I am! Let's check back with those two in a year and I guaranfuckintee both are still alive, and not in jail

k?

go back to wherever you came from, dork

Is "dork" your professional diagnosis, Dr Agent Angelaa?

EssBe · April 2012

Fukc you Angela. Seriously. You don't know what you're talking about.

Floyd.B · April 2012

TSD:
angelaa73:

I would get her on the phone and just let her talk. Chicks don't typically check out. They talk talk talk talk talk until they feel better.

Don't freak out. she's not going to do anything. But call her so she can vent a bit

So not only do you work for the IRS, you're also a psychiatrist. A one stop shop you are! Good to know.

I wanted to say something similar, Angelaa, but I was pretty sure this would happen, so I stopped myself. lol

angelaa73 · April 2012

Floyd.B:
TSD:
angelaa73:

I would get her on the phone and just let her talk. Chicks don't typically check out. They talk talk talk talk talk until they feel better.

Don't freak out. she's not going to do anything. But call her so she can vent a bit

So not only do you work for the IRS, you're also a psychiatrist. A one stop shop you are! Good to know.

I wanted to say something similar, Angelaa, but I was pretty sure this would happen, so I stopped myself. lol

these chicks! ugh!

WendyToo · April 2012

angelaa73:
I would get her on the phone and just let her talk. Chicks don't typically check out. They talk talk talk talk talk until they feel better.
Don't freak out. she's not going to do anything. But call her so she can vent a bit

That's funny, I'm pretty sure my mom did. That's a dangerous assumption to make.

salimoo · April 2012

Statistically, men die of suicide more than women, yes. But women attempt more. Mostly because when men do it, they tend to use more violent methods, whereas women tend to go more for pills, which can be reversed. Statistics don't mean shiit, though, when someone is in crisis and it's insulting to just make a flippant generalization about something like this.

Gretchenindisguise · April 2012

salimoo:
Statistically, men die of suicide more than women, yes. But women attempt more. Mostly because when men do it, they tend to use more violent methods, whereas women tend to go more for pills, which can be reversed. Statistics don't mean shiit, though, when someone is in crisis and it's insulting to just make a flippant generalization about something like this.

This is true.

margotmacomber · April 2012

nunyabizz:
All great advice above BUT FIRST: Be sure to keep checking other threads on ML and post "lol" comments. That will help.
Oh wait, looks like you got that covered. Swell job.

LOL at you. You can't multitask? I can save lives and laugh the same time, TYVM.

Also, fcuk you. Because I like distractions when I'm stressed.

angelaa73 · April 2012

margotmacomber:
nunyabizz:
All great advice above BUT FIRST: Be sure to keep checking other threads on ML and post "lol" comments. That will help.
Oh wait, looks like you got that covered. Swell job.
LOL at you. You can't multitask? I can save lives and laugh the same time, TYVM.
Also, fcuk you. Because I like distractions when I'm stressed.

how is she?

margotmacomber · April 2012

angelaa73:
margotmacomber:
nunyabizz:
All great advice above BUT FIRST: Be sure to keep checking other threads on ML and post "lol" comments. That will help.
Oh wait, looks like you got that covered. Swell job.
LOL at you. You can't multitask? I can save lives and laugh the same time, TYVM.
Also, fcuk you. Because I like distractions when I'm stressed.
how is she?

I updated the OP.

angelaa73 · April 2012

margotmacomber:
angelaa73:
margotmacomber:
nunyabizz:
All great advice above BUT FIRST: Be sure to keep checking other threads on ML and post "lol" comments. That will help.
Oh wait, looks like you got that covered. Swell job.
LOL at you. You can't multitask? I can save lives and laugh the same time, TYVM.
Also, fcuk you. Because I like distractions when I'm stressed.
how is she?
I updated the OP.

fine!

RobotLegs · April 2012

angelaa73:
margotmacomber:
nunyabizz:
All great advice above BUT FIRST: Be sure to keep checking other threads on ML and post "lol" comments. That will help.
Oh wait, looks like you got that covered. Swell job.
LOL at you. You can't multitask? I can save lives and laugh the same time, TYVM.
Also, fcuk you. Because I like distractions when I'm stressed.
how is she?

She's dead, and it's all your fault. And you call yourself a doctor!

angelaa73 · April 2012

RobotLegs:
angelaa73:
margotmacomber:
nunyabizz:
All great advice above BUT FIRST: Be sure to keep checking other threads on ML and post "lol" comments. That will help.
Oh wait, looks like you got that covered. Swell job.
LOL at you. You can't multitask? I can save lives and laugh the same time, TYVM.
Also, fcuk you. Because I like distractions when I'm stressed.
how is she?
She's dead, and it's all your fault. And you call yourself a doctor!

HELLO! GET IT RIGHT. IM AN IRS PSYCHIATRIST

derrrrr

or maybe I work at taco bell. i forget

BettyBookworm · April 2012

Margot: I am glad your friend is alright. Suicide is no joke & very frightening to be on the other end of someone who is talking about it. You've gotten great advice. I hope maybe your friend can get access to mental help professionals in her area? Maybe they can figure out a therapy regimen that will help her feel less hopeless & remind her of the support network that loves her.

You are a good friend. She is lucky to have you.

TSD · April 2012

angelaa73:
RobotLegs:
angelaa73:
margotmacomber:
nunyabizz:
All great advice above BUT FIRST: Be sure to keep checking other threads on ML and post "lol" comments. That will help.
Oh wait, looks like you got that covered. Swell job.
LOL at you. You can't multitask? I can save lives and laugh the same time, TYVM.
Also, fcuk you. Because I like distractions when I'm stressed.
how is she?
She's dead, and it's all your fault. And you call yourself a doctor!
HELLO! GET IT RIGHT. IM AN IRS PSYCHIATRIST
derrrrr
or maybe I work at taco bell. i forget

I'm fairly certain you couldn't work a register, let alone make a taco Dr Agent Angelaa.

angelaa73 · April 2012

TSD:
angelaa73:
RobotLegs:
angelaa73:
margotmacomber:
nunyabizz:
All great advice above BUT FIRST: Be sure to keep checking other threads on ML and post "lol" comments. That will help.
Oh wait, looks like you got that covered. Swell job.
LOL at you. You can't multitask? I can save lives and laugh the same time, TYVM.
Also, fcuk you. Because I like distractions when I'm stressed.
how is she?
She's dead, and it's all your fault. And you call yourself a doctor!
HELLO! GET IT RIGHT. IM AN IRS PSYCHIATRIST
derrrrr
or maybe I work at taco bell. i forget

I'm fairly certain you couldn't work a register, let alone make a taco Dr Agent Angelaa.

A girl can dream!

margotmacomber · April 2012

I'm waiting for nunya to come back and try her biitchiness live. I have multiple guns and will shoot someone in the chest. Been trained. So internet biiitchiness doesn't faze me. Come at me biitch!

I realize that sounds crazy. I really meant for it to be funny. But instead, it's true! Squee!

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