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ummm sooo talk to me about porn...

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Re: ummm sooo talk to me about porn...

  • imageMarquisDoll:

    If you're coming to the city, you MUST go to Toys in Babeland.  It's in SoHo and really cute.  I went there with my sorority little when she got vibrator gift-baskets for her hometown bff's.

    They also have a website:

    babeland.com

    I have to second MD's suggestion and give props to my hometown girls at Babeland! Women owned and operated, and they are super nice chicks, too. You can buy videos online if you don't want to go in to the city.
    http://www.babeland.com/videos-and-dvds 

    Good luck, and have fun! Porn is nothing to feel weird about. :)

  • Now I am all intrigued by this pirates movie...damn me for already finishing xmas shopping for Dylanite LOL

    I have heard great things about good vibrations.

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  • I can't believe no one here has seen or is owning up to seeing Pirates. It's like the most popular porn ever!

    I guess I will have to woman up here and say that I saw it. I enjoyed it. I think there is a lot of crappy porn out there. This is not like that crappy porn. It's high time for the porn industry make more titles that are appealing to women, i.e. have some sort of plot line. 

    There you go. Now go forth and order Pirates. 

  • imageLittleMissWifey:

    I can't believe no one here has seen or is owning up to seeing Pirates. It's like the most popular porn ever!

    I guess I will have to woman up here and say that I saw it. I enjoyed it. I think there is a lot of crappy porn out there. This is not like that crappy porn. It's high time for the porn industry make more titles that are appealing to women, i.e. have some sort of plot line. 

    There you go. Now go forth and order Pirates. 

    I would be woman enough to admit it!  I've seen crappy (in a way that is hot) free porn on the internet, but never Pirates.

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  • imageLittleMissWifey:

    I can't believe no one here has seen or is owning up to seeing Pirates. It's like the most popular porn ever!

    I guess I will have to woman up here and say that I saw it. I enjoyed it. I think there is a lot of crappy porn out there. This is not like that crappy porn. It's high time for the porn industry make more titles that are appealing to women, i.e. have some sort of plot line.?

    There you go. Now go forth and order Pirates.?

    ?

    Fine, I'll raise my hand too. The acting is hilarious - in a good way though - and it has a good storyline for porn. I think it's a good, safe porn to start out with for sure. Nothing too freaky or anything, but with a decent variety of sex and it doesn't take itself too seriously.?

    Oh and make sure you're getting the X-rated version - of course if you're ordering from a sex novelty store this shouldn't be a problem. I accidentally bought the R-rated one (I didn't know they had both!) and that version is just a very, very, bad cheesy movie with R-rated sex scenes. Nothin special.?

  • imageengaged_and_underage:
    imageLittleMissWifey:

    Fine, I'll raise my hand too. The acting is hilarious - in a good way though - and it has a good storyline for porn. I think it's a good, safe porn to start out with for sure. Nothing too freaky or anything, but with a decent variety of sex and it doesn't take itself too seriously. 

    Oh and make sure you're getting the X-rated version - of course if you're ordering from a sex novelty store this shouldn't be a problem. I accidentally bought the R-rated one (I didn't know they had both!) and that version is just a very, very, bad cheesy movie with R-rated sex scenes. Nothin special. 

    I'm not trying to be snarky at all, but what is the purpose of a storyline in a porn film?  Does anyone really want downtime from the freaky stuff?  I just have a difficult time imagining anyone enjoying a porn film in the sense that one enjoys a non-porn film: I'm aroused!  No, I'm intrigued by the storyline again!  Wait, now I must masturbate!  Oooo, good plot twist, what WAS he thinking?  Horny again!! 

    And so on.

  • imageis_it_over_yet?:
    imageengaged_and_underage:
    imageLittleMissWifey:

    Fine, I'll raise my hand too. The acting is hilarious - in a good way though - and it has a good storyline for porn. I think it's a good, safe porn to start out with for sure. Nothing too freaky or anything, but with a decent variety of sex and it doesn't take itself too seriously. 

    Oh and make sure you're getting the X-rated version - of course if you're ordering from a sex novelty store this shouldn't be a problem. I accidentally bought the R-rated one (I didn't know they had both!) and that version is just a very, very, bad cheesy movie with R-rated sex scenes. Nothin special. 

    I'm not trying to be snarky at all, but what is the purpose of a storyline in a porn film?  Does anyone really want downtime from the freaky stuff?  I just have a difficult time imagining anyone enjoying a porn film in the sense that one enjoys a non-porn film: I'm aroused!  No, I'm intrigued by the storyline again!  Wait, now I must masturbate!  Oooo, good plot twist, what WAS he thinking?  Horny again!! 

    And so on.

    I can't vouch for Pirates, but I know that for me the storyline is important. I don't think it would be for a man, but the love or passion element is an important one for me. That's why Private Practice is one of my favorite shows. GREAT sex scenes, made for television!
    BabyFruit Ticker
  • imageis_it_over_yet?:
    imageengaged_and_underage:
    imageLittleMissWifey:

    Fine, I'll raise my hand too. The acting is hilarious - in a good way though - and it has a good storyline for porn. I think it's a good, safe porn to start out with for sure. Nothing too freaky or anything, but with a decent variety of sex and it doesn't take itself too seriously. 

    Oh and make sure you're getting the X-rated version - of course if you're ordering from a sex novelty store this shouldn't be a problem. I accidentally bought the R-rated one (I didn't know they had both!) and that version is just a very, very, bad cheesy movie with R-rated sex scenes. Nothin special. 

    I'm not trying to be snarky at all, but what is the purpose of a storyline in a porn film?  Does anyone really want downtime from the freaky stuff?  I just have a difficult time imagining anyone enjoying a porn film in the sense that one enjoys a non-porn film: I'm aroused!  No, I'm intrigued by the storyline again!  Wait, now I must masturbate!  Oooo, good plot twist, what WAS he thinking?  Horny again!! 

    And so on.

    I'm not trying to be snarky either, but have you watched porn? Specifically "plotless" porn? It's not appealing to me. But if you enjoy "here's a copier machine. Let's have sex on it" by all means, enjoy away.

  • I'm with IIOY.  I like plotless porn.  I still want to see Pirates, but I prefer getting right down to business.  I realize I enjoy porn a bit like a dude.
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  • imageLittleMissWifey:
    imageis_it_over_yet?:
    imageengaged_and_underage:
    imageLittleMissWifey:

     

    I'm not trying to be snarky at all, but what is the purpose of a storyline in a porn film?  Does anyone really want downtime from the freaky stuff?  I just have a difficult time imagining anyone enjoying a porn film in the sense that one enjoys a non-porn film: I'm aroused!  No, I'm intrigued by the storyline again!  Wait, now I must masturbate!  Oooo, good plot twist, what WAS he thinking?  Horny again!! 

    And so on.

    I'm not trying to be snarky either, but have you watched porn? Specifically "plotless" porn? It's not appealing to me. But if you enjoy "here's a copier machine. Let's have sex on it" by all means, enjoy away.

    Honestly, I thought that's what most porn was - sex with no plot.  All of my porn experience comes from hanging around guys, so perhaps that explains my confusion.

  • imageis_it_over_yet?:
    imageLittleMissWifey:
    imageis_it_over_yet?:
    imageengaged_and_underage:
    imageLittleMissWifey:

     

    I'm not trying to be snarky at all, but what is the purpose of a storyline in a porn film?  Does anyone really want downtime from the freaky stuff?  I just have a difficult time imagining anyone enjoying a porn film in the sense that one enjoys a non-porn film: I'm aroused!  No, I'm intrigued by the storyline again!  Wait, now I must masturbate!  Oooo, good plot twist, what WAS he thinking?  Horny again!! 

    And so on.

    I'm not trying to be snarky either, but have you watched porn? Specifically "plotless" porn? It's not appealing to me. But if you enjoy "here's a copier machine. Let's have sex on it" by all means, enjoy away.

    Honestly, I thought that's what most porn was - sex with no plot.

    Most of it is! That's why Pirates is in a league of its own. 

  • imageis_it_over_yet?:
    imageengaged_and_underage:
    imageLittleMissWifey:


    I'm not trying to be snarky at all, but what is the purpose of a storyline in a porn film?? Does anyone really want downtime from the freaky stuff?? I just have a difficult time imagining anyone enjoying a porn film in the sense that one enjoys a non-porn film: I'm aroused!? No, I'm intrigued by the storyline again!??Wait, now I must masturbate!? Oooo, good plot twist, what WAS he thinking?? Horny again!!?

    And so on.

    ?

    It depends. Just like sex, sometimes you want just flat out down to business (as bunny put it) and sometimes you want more foreplay and a more passionate/emotional experience. Also, porn with a plot-line is more about fantasy. When I have a sexual fantasy there's more focus on the arousal too, it's not just straight masturbation material. I hope that makes sense.

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