Newb.

mamie329

Choo, it used to be more active, but not as cool. When we made the transition over to the Nest, we lost a lot of peeps.

ChooGirl

chrissyvcm:

hopscotch.:

mamie329:

Dude, only my house dust is faulty. You're the one with the bad shopping dust!

True...however, your get sicky family member out of house dust wasn't too speedy!  

Yeah, but her poo dust was scary fast! Almost too fast.

I'm going to need to hear this story to accurately access who to accept this "dust" from.

ChooGirl

mamie329:

Choo, it used to be more active, but not as cool. When we made the transition over to the Nest, we lost a lot of peeps.

Oh, ok. I get it. So this is the VIP June '09ers. Based on the wedding pics and sarcasm things are making some sense now...

How did you scare the "others" away? Teach me.

keb270

I'm a little late (I actually had to work today. Doesn't my boss know where my priorities are?) but welcome to the board. I LOVE your wedding photos and am drooling over the shoes.

mamie329

VIP indeed.

Some just didn't need us after the weddings were done. Some didn't like the Nest format. Some didn't want to hang out with interwebz strangers. Some got pregnant. Some got pregnant and GIANT TMI bumpie sigs, and we complained. 

ChooGirl

mamie329:

VIP indeed.

Some just didn't need us after the weddings were done. Some didn't like the Nest format. Some didn't want to hang out with interwebz strangers. Some got pregnant. Some got pregnant and GIANT TMI bumpie sigs, and we complained. 

So you're telling me that you never want to hear about my mucous?

True story, I just gagged out loud typing that word.

chrissyvcm

If you REALLY need dust for something, have Mamie sprinkle it and then blow it in your direction. It works wonders, I tell ya! She gave me poo dust and it took less than 3 minutes to make it's way from PA to CA. You have to be careful though. Some go misdirected and ended up sideswiping Hopscotch in AL. Blowing dust should be left to the professionals. 

hopscotch.

ChooGirl:

mamie329:

VIP indeed.

Some just didn't need us after the weddings were done. Some didn't like the Nest format. Some didn't want to hang out with interwebz strangers. Some got pregnant. Some got pregnant and GIANT TMI bumpie sigs, and we complained. 

So you're telling me that you never want to hear about my mucous?

True story, I just gagged out loud typing that word.

Ahh, apparently this isn't the only board with CM discussions and Ovulation Charts!  Why do some people think that is actually normal?  Vom.

You missed out on our Knot board where someone actually posted a diagram of how to test your CM. 

mamie329

And the ensuing REAL LIFE photographs of CM on fingers.

::vom::

keb270

mamie329:

And the ensuing REAL LIFE photographs of CM on fingers.

::vom::

That was the worst day of my life. Thanks for reminding me.

ChooGirl

hopscotch.:

ChooGirl:

mamie329:

VIP indeed.

Some just didn't need us after the weddings were done. Some didn't like the Nest format. Some didn't want to hang out with interwebz strangers. Some got pregnant. Some got pregnant and GIANT TMI bumpie sigs, and we complained. 

So you're telling me that you never want to hear about my mucous?

True story, I just gagged out loud typing that word.

Ahh, apparently this isn't the only board with CM discussions and Ovulation Charts!  Why do some people think that is actually normal?  Vom.

You missed out on our Knot board where someone actually posted a diagram of how to test your CM. 

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. How did I miss that? UGH.............. I miss everything. Did they compare it to egg yolk? Tell me they compared it to egg yolk!

I swear, with all the baby talk I've seen lately, I could be an online gyno, which is pretty much what a lot of girls tried to make me because I used to work for one. Lets just say that just because I've seen a lot of hoohahs in my life doesn't mean I want to see/hear about yours. Unless you pay me.

ChooGirl

mamie329:

And the ensuing REAL LIFE photographs of CM on fingers.

::vom::

SHUT. THE. EFFFFF. UP.

I am now convinced that anything regarding babies makes most people batshitcrazy.

mamie329

keb270:

mamie329:

And the ensuing REAL LIFE photographs of CM on fingers.

::vom::

That was the worst day of my life. Thanks for reminding me.

Sorry, kebbers! (btw, that's my nickname for you now. I hope you like it.) 

 

ETA: the thread that started it all. Keb, look away!

http://talk.theknot.com/boards/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=60216452&forumid=411

LarkNow

Wait, wait! And not that it wasn't hilarious, but how about the video of how to put in your IUD or diva cup or whatever it was? I remember that day.

ChooGirl

mamie329:

keb270:

mamie329:

And the ensuing REAL LIFE photographs of CM on fingers.

::vom::

That was the worst day of my life. Thanks for reminding me.

Sorry, kebbers! (btw, that's my nickname for you now. I hope you like it.) 

 

ETA: the thread that started it all. Keb, look away!

http://talk.theknot.com/boards/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=60216452&forumid=411

I have a feeling I'm going to say this to you a lot, but once again, I've fallen in love. This thread is going to make my afternoon bulimic purge so much easier, and for that, I am forever indebted.

mamie329

LarkNow:

Wait, wait! And not that it wasn't hilarious, but how about the video of how to put in your IUD or diva cup or whatever it was? I remember that day.

Ha, OMG, That was Zee's FemCap. Zee, any update? 

LarkNow

Wait, Kelly put up the diagram?  I did not see that coming!  This was when I was on my long, depressed hiatus, before I came back right before the wedding.

ChooGirl

I will never look at two fingers the same again.

mofe

LarkNow:

Wait, wait! And not that it wasn't hilarious, but how about the video of how to put in your IUD or diva cup or whatever it was? I remember that day.

That was zee.  It wasn't the diva cup (which makes me gag) but some birthcontrol thing. 

mamie329

ChooGirl:

I have a feeling I'm going to say this to you a lot, but once again, I've fallen in love. This thread is going to make my afternoon bulimic purge so much easier, and for that, I am forever indebted.

Haha.... uh, you're welcome for the ED? 

hopscotch.

I forgot (but should have realized) that came from S2BMrsO...the condom hole poker.

mamie329

Looking at the tickers, I can't believe how far along she is. That much time has passed since we all got married?

 

hopscotch.

She was knocked up before she got married...I think?

ChooGirl

hopscotch.:

I forgot (but should have realized) that came from S2BMrsO...the condom hole poker.

What is wrong with that? Condom hole poking sounds like a great way to start off a marriage. I don't know what you girls are doing to lock down your man...

ChooGirl

Yea- she got married the day before me. There is no way it is possible to have a half cooked bun in the oven unless you was a ho-fo-sho with the condom thing.

Honeymoon baby? I think not.

chrissyvcm

ChooGirl:

hopscotch.:

I forgot (but should have realized) that came from S2BMrsO...the condom hole poker.

What is wrong with that? Condom hole poking sounds like a great way to start off a marriage. I don't know what you girls are doing to lock down your man...

Is that what I'm doing wrong??? Is that why I no longer have a husband to spend my nights with?? Huh.

ChooGirl

chrissyvcm:

ChooGirl:

hopscotch.:

I forgot (but should have realized) that came from S2BMrsO...the condom hole poker.

What is wrong with that? Condom hole poking sounds like a great way to start off a marriage. I don't know what you girls are doing to lock down your man...

Is that what I'm doing wrong??? Is that why I no longer have a husband to spend my nights with?? Huh.

In a word: Yes.

Try using a gauged needle next time.

mofe

Scissors work as well, but it's easier to tell the condom is bad.  I just convince M it's the new pleasure kind and he falls for it everytime.  

keb270

mofe:

Scissors work as well, but it's easier to tell the condom is bad.  I just convince M it's the new pleasure kind and he falls for it everytime.  

I forgo all condoms and just tell him I'm on the pill. Popping an M&M in the morning also seems to have increased my CM

ChooGirl

keb270:

mofe:

Scissors work as well, but it's easier to tell the condom is bad.  I just convince M it's the new pleasure kind and he falls for it everytime.  

I forgo all condoms and just tell him I'm on the pill. Popping an M&M in the morning also seems to have increased my CM

It is so hysterically sad that people really do this. I love that we can mock them.