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Re: 2011 Predictions
A major 'gate' will go down this summer.
Board wars between us and ML.
Someone will be pregnant with twins.
We'll pick up 2 new members with wit and humor that will reignite our flame.
Fenton gets the tingle after meeting a new beau and we get to live vicariously through her fresh, new, fun relationship. He won't be married with kids.
We're discovered by some reality tv producer and they decide to give us our own show.
I was trying to be amusing. Either I failed or you did.
I think she meant that Sam will get pregnant simultaneously with her current pregnancy, and we will all finally discover her secret: She has TWO UTERUSES (uteri?)
IRISH TWINS!
My brother is 6'3". You don't have to sacrifice height to move to Seattle.
Pregnancies: Fallin, Winged, Cali, Tasty
Moo will elope.
Chop will reemerge, only to poop on someone's doormat, then GBCCN again.
Two others will leave, with mass FB defriending to follow.
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
Bloggity Blog - You know you want to...
I can't stand it when a short little miss dates a tall guy. Those are MY men. Date your own kind, midget.
If you want to be 100% correct, you can predict that *I* will NOT be pregnant.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
pregnancies, Fallin, Winged, Cali and Lanie (does she count?)
Noisy will move
Hezz's monster vagina will be the subject of a horror/porn movie.
Fallin will travel for a GTG.
I predict that Winged and I will get into a fight at Wendy's wedding. One of us will jersey the other. Later, we will break into song.
I predict Alice will join the Caribbean.
I predict someone will take something someone says as a joke way too seriously, and then they will talk about it with their friends on facebook or gchat, and then it will get back here, and then there will be fighting and more discussion off-board, and then someone will think about leaving, but not actually leave, and then someone else will actually leave but claim it's over something else, though it will actually be about this.
I predict that wine country will be delicious and wine-filled.
Pregnancies: ME!, Winged, Dawg, Tasty, Cali, Fallin (I feel like these are easy)
I agree that Moo will elope, but I predict it will be at Disney World.
I don't think this board will assimilate with ML because, well, it hasn't yet.
Amynumbers will not come back but will make vague references on other boards about how she plans to come back and AW her baby.
Bloomie will come back to announce something big - engagement, another divorce, a big move - something.
I also predict I will get a fabulous job. Or is that just wishful thinking? I don't care, I'm going with it.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
Human: i was wondering if you had any predictions about things to come in the new year
ALICE: What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: curiosity
ALICE: Curiousity killed the cat.
Human: i am not a cat
ALICE: Oh I see you are NOT A cat.
Alice didn't want to play
Human: what else does the oracle say
ALICE: Mike said I same replies to certain subjects even if it does not make sense.
Human: yeah i can see how that does not make sense
ALICE: Give me a break. What does it look like?
Human: words that don't go together
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: are you trying to sex me up?
ALICE: No I am not trying to sex you up. I'm sorry you got that impression.
I would think I'm an easy pregnancy prediction because I'm not getting any younger and it's either 2011, 2012, or not at all (in my mind, at least). So I'm going to predict my own pregnancy.
I predict Fenton will be on an episode of Millionaire Matchmaker on a date with a rich douchebag. The date will end with said rich db carrying his balls home in a doggy bag.
Don't hold back on divorce jokes on my account. People trying to be nice to me so I don't get my feelings hurt makes me uncomfortable.
But my own prediction about myself is that I will either take my stupid husband back when reality hits him and he crawls groveling back, OR when I hear he has a new girlfriend, I go out and get pregnant on purpose and trap some guy into marrying me so that I don't have to be alone.
Legit, non-manipulative pregnancies will cascade like a waterfall: Fallin, Cali, Bethie, CMC, EAB, Buddha, Winged, Exp, and maybe even a late 2011 encore performance by Tasty.
Sam is going to have a major career change for the better.
Mod is going to become internet famous through Literary Sluts and we'll all tell people IRL that we know her and people will think we're cool for it.
Moo is going to shack up with a former English soccer player, who now works in finance. No engagement for now. She's not ready just yet.
Emily Jo is going to become the sex kitten who goes through rich, hot men like kleenex and who we all live vicariously through (myself included, because I don't have the balls to pull it off).
Hezz is going to be even more disgustingly cute and Norman Rockwell than she already is and drive me into depression with her adorable family Christmas card outtakes with her hot husband, cute toddler, sweet little baby and a goddamned three-legged Golden Retriever to top it off. Jesus, way to set the bar, assh0le!
This is somewhat unrelated, but last night Dennis told me that when Christin is in the mood, she lays on the bed with her butt at an angle that says "come hither." And of course I had to post this here. So my prediction for her is that she will continue to seduce her husband with her sexy poses and he'll continue to succumb.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
This reminds me, I was looking at the outtakes last night and holyshit Hezz, you really need to include one of those on your Christmas card. And add me to your Christmas card list. They are great.
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
Preggos- Cali, Mulva, CMC, EAB, Fitty
I believe Fenton will handle her divorce much better than morris ever did. She won't be annoying about the guys she seeing and get all celiac on us.
Noisy's business will explode.
Mod will get baby fever and sit on the teeter totter for a while again contemplating her decision.
Vivki's husband will smarten up and get healthy himself and they will be the healthy happy couple, and then make a baby.
I predict that in 2011 I will be embraced into the fleshy folds of the carribean and we'll do some hand holding (but with gloves on! I hate touching other people's naked hands!)
I cosign on the elopement of moo prediction...I can just feeeeeeel it.
I predict that nobody will go into Mashed's SS fail post and see the poem that I wrote, and I'll think that you really did read it and just didn't like my poem, and then my feelings will get hurt and I'll leave forever.
In other words, I NEED VALIDATION PEOPLE. I don't come up with this stuff for my own enjoyment. Okay, maybe a little.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
There's never a perfect time to have kids! You should just have 10 now!
Hmm. Do you have insider information?