FRIDAY CONFESSIONS

EliStar

Young_Love said:

Well, I'm a special snowflake because I actually gave birth to my dog, so...

I'm still laughing at this. 

jackiback

Five pages! Look at us go.

katienichols08

jumps in:

Maybe we should start singing Kumbaya and holding hands so we can all get along again.  I don't like the snark. This is my safe place.  I get enough of that crap at work. 

#pleasedonthurtourchildren

PhoenixRising11

I have two things to say:

I don't have kids, and I no longer have a husband, so my cat and dog are my everything. I understand people who prefer not to have pets, but I don't understand people who do not like them. My XH was a douchehat about animals (he was SUCH A DOUCEHAT about our dog who is now my dog), so if someone tells me that he or she DOES NOT LIKE animals (not does not have animals), I do side-eye.

Also, THE STAPLING MONEY THING! At my therapist's office, if I pay cash, they staple it to my billing slip for me to bring in to her. WHY?

MrsJenE

Silly confession:

I get all meh when I come up with a really clever hashtag on Twitter and no one seems to find it as funny or witty as I do. 

I guess my sense of humor is probably an acquired taste. 



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pinkybooklover09

MrsJenE said:

Silly confession:

I get all meh when I come up with a really clever hashtag on Twitter and no one seems to find it as funny or witty as I do. 

I guess my sense of humor is probably an acquired taste. 



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When people don't respond to my tweets I am in an emotional knapsack for the rest of the day over it. 

I get like that about my posts too. If I post a discussion and no one responds I'm so irrationally upset over it and then irrationally upset at myself for being upset. 

sassypants527

PhoenixRising11 said:

I have two things to say:

I don't have kids, and I no longer have a husband, so my cat and dog are my everything. I understand people who prefer not to have pets, but I don't understand people who do not like them. My XH was a douchehat about animals (he was SUCH A DOUCEHAT about our dog who is now my dog), so if someone tells me that he or she DOES NOT LIKE animals (not does not have animals), I do side-eye.

Also, THE STAPLING MONEY THING! At my therapist's office, if I pay cash, they staple it to my billing slip for me to bring in to her. WHY?

They photocopy it for memberships and donation records at my museum.  For reals.  I keep telling them they're going to be indicted on money laundering.

EliStar

MrsJenE said:

Silly confession:

I get all meh when I come up with a really clever hashtag on Twitter and no one seems to find it as funny or witty as I do. 

I guess my sense of humor is probably an acquired taste. 



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I think you're the cleverest bitch around. #meanitloveya

Skeezon

My little dog image was not supposed to start that kind of mess. Don't even pin this on me.
  =;

Also, @pinkybooklover09 your use of the phrase emotional knapsack is amazing.

84Lauren

pinkybooklover09 said:

MrsJenE said:

Silly confession:

I get all meh when I come up with a really clever hashtag on Twitter and no one seems to find it as funny or witty as I do. 

I guess my sense of humor is probably an acquired taste. 



(Another gif added to the pile)

When people don't respond to my tweets I am in an emotional knapsack for the rest of the day over it. 

I get like that about my posts too. If I post a discussion and no one responds I'm so irrationally upset over it and then irrationally upset at myself for being upset. 

@Pinkbooklover09, the cleverness and hilariousness of your tweets makes me not tweet because I can't live up to your tweets.  For reals, you win Twitter.

Jen... keep trying.


HAHAHA!  OMG I'm kidding. You know I love your hashtags. #funnybitch

EliStar

84Lauren said:

pinkybooklover09 said:

MrsJenE said:

Silly confession:

I get all meh when I come up with a really clever hashtag on Twitter and no one seems to find it as funny or witty as I do. 

I guess my sense of humor is probably an acquired taste. 



(Another gif added to the pile)

When people don't respond to my tweets I am in an emotional knapsack for the rest of the day over it. 

I get like that about my posts too. If I post a discussion and no one responds I'm so irrationally upset over it and then irrationally upset at myself for being upset. 

@Pinkbooklover09, the cleverness and hilariousness of your tweets makes me not tweet because I can't live up to your tweets.  For reals, you win Twitter.

Jen... keep trying.


HAHAHA!  OMG I'm kidding. You know I love your hashtags. #funnybitch

Tameka wins twitter for real. I always think "WWTT" (What Would Tameka Tweet) and then I doubt myself because I can't be that clever. 

Hoycie

EliStar said:

84Lauren said:

pinkybooklover09 said:

MrsJenE said:

Silly confession:

I get all meh when I come up with a really clever hashtag on Twitter and no one seems to find it as funny or witty as I do. 

I guess my sense of humor is probably an acquired taste. 



(Another gif added to the pile)

When people don't respond to my tweets I am in an emotional knapsack for the rest of the day over it. 

I get like that about my posts too. If I post a discussion and no one responds I'm so irrationally upset over it and then irrationally upset at myself for being upset. 

@Pinkbooklover09, the cleverness and hilariousness of your tweets makes me not tweet because I can't live up to your tweets.  For reals, you win Twitter.

Jen... keep trying.


HAHAHA!  OMG I'm kidding. You know I love your hashtags. #funnybitch



Tameka wins twitter for real. I always think "WWTT" (What Would Tameka Tweet) and then I doubt myself because I can't be that clever. 

Tameka definitely wins at 140 characters or less. I wish I could be that funny.

CeeCeeSugaPie

Skeezon said:

My little dog image was not supposed to start that kind of mess. Don't even pin this on me.
  =;

Also, @pinkybooklover09 your use of the phrase emotional knapsack is amazing.

I think it may have been my response to your post.   ">

Skeezon

Like some others here, the yellow boxes with numbers in them are KILLING ME.

Dear Nest Gods, can we please get a "Mark All As Read" button or something. You can even call it "Click here, OCD."

MrsJenE

84Lauren said:

pinkybooklover09 said:

MrsJenE said:

Silly confession:

I get all meh when I come up with a really clever hashtag on Twitter and no one seems to find it as funny or witty as I do. 

I guess my sense of humor is probably an acquired taste. 



(Another gif added to the pile)

When people don't respond to my tweets I am in an emotional knapsack for the rest of the day over it. 

I get like that about my posts too. If I post a discussion and no one responds I'm so irrationally upset over it and then irrationally upset at myself for being upset. 

@Pinkbooklover09, the cleverness and hilariousness of your tweets makes me not tweet because I can't live up to your tweets.  For reals, you win Twitter.

Jen... keep trying.


HAHAHA!  OMG I'm kidding. You know I love your hashtags. #funnybitch

Young_Love

Skeezon said:

Like some others here, the yellow boxes with numbers in them are KILLING ME.

Dear Nest Gods, can we please get a "Mark All As Read" button or something. You can even call it "Click here, OCD."

This makes me open so many fewer posts because I don't want to deal with the boxes.

Passanie

Jen748 said:

Passanie said:

I have no idea what people here mean when they say "dead" and "junewhatevs."

If you don't know what something means, asking is always a good way to find out.

Passanie said:

I have no idea what people here mean when they say "dead" and "junewhatevs."

If you don't know what something means, asking is always a good way to find out.

I did. No one answered.

You confessed something. You did not ask a question. No question mark.

Totally ancient history after the rest of this entertaining post, but um, no, I didn't ask in this post. It was a different post. Junewhatevs?   :-$

jackiback

Young_Love said:

Skeezon said:

Like some others here, the yellow boxes with numbers in them are KILLING ME.

Dear Nest Gods, can we please get a "Mark All As Read" button or something. You can even call it "Click here, OCD."

This makes me open so many fewer posts because I don't want to deal with the boxes.


Yes!!

"If I never open this, it will never have a yellow box."

My new NBC mantra

funkypineapple

cnthrdlywt2bwZ said:

Funky- I love that you used occulmency as an everyday term! It's Friday again. We had a late, not-so-great night with the kids last night and DH was kind of losing it. I hate that he gets more irritated than I do, especially when the issues seem comparatively minor. We're both justified in how we feel about our new situation but I'm annoyed that he's home all day again. I don't feel like talking much, at least for a couple of hours. That all said, I'm going back to work soon and it's going to be a nightmare.