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Deep (and not so deep) Thoughts-Say Anything
Re: Deep (and not so deep) Thoughts-Say Anything
did you see Sandusky's lawyer in a press conference a while ago tell anyone who doesn't believe him to call 1-800-REALITY? I hope he didn't know this but it's a XXX gay phone line. that was awesomeness.
AP did you call?
"Hello reality line?" Brown chicken brown cow- how can we help you. LOL
LMAO no! That's awesome.
A big new story here is that a woman from an upscale community was found strangled in her car in the city of Detroit. Her husband is a "person of interest". Lots of rumors have come out, including that he (they?) had a sex dungeon, was into S&M etc. His lawyer held a press conference today and started it off by making "dark humored" jokes. I started paying attention after he (the lawyer) said "I'd like to clear up the rumor that I was involved in the S&M under the nickname Shorty, and that doesn't refer to my height".
I can't find the whole press conference online. Everything I can find starts shortly after he said something like "I apologize for my use of dark humor, sometimes in times like these it's what gets you through".
Awesome!
i think it's the hormones but I can not stop thinking of men to add to my lick list. I could take over this thread with pictures.
This requires a new thread.
Best.SA.post.ever.
I just spit coke all over my computer. I needed a good laugh.
I have no girlfriends, locally at least (<3 my running-girls), that will do anything! I have plenty of positions open, lol
The face of Kitty-Hate
Sounds like we need to make plans.
I have an idea for a new cake/filling flavor combo-chocolate cake, coconut buttercream and chocolate ganache fillings with almonds. Like Almond Joy. In a cake.
You know what my a$$ dose NOT need? Testing recipes for Almond Joy. In a cake.
Oh yum! That sounds so good!
Can you put in the freezer so when it's just cold enough you can peel off the chocolate and eat the good stuff. That's how I eat my almond joys :-)
Maybe why one of my favorite ice cream combinations is Nutty Coconut. Perfection.
I bet you'd sell a lot of those odear. Your original I mean. I'm the only one that request it minus the chocolate.
If the model looks like she's squished into a sausage casing why would a normal person think these would look good on them?
It could be made with vanilla cake. You know, if you want to do it wrong
I do so many kid's cakes that I don't sell too many "adult" flavors. One of my favorites that I do now is turtle-chocolate cake, chocolate ganache and caramel fillings with pecans. I have had 1 person order this one 3 times because she likes it so much. Most people don't order stuff with nuts for kids' parties.
Ummm I would so totally go with you all. No kids, No DH, free as a bird, well minus the dog, but I can pay a dogsitter!
I have a milestone birthday coming up this year. I don't make a big deal of my birthday, but I'll be ordering a very wrong almond joy cake for this. Mark me down for October ;-)
Even Almond's wrong way, that sounds amazing. If I was still in town I would totally volunteer to taste test for you.
My child has figured out how to use algorithms to solve a rubik's cube.
He is sitting on the couch with it, solving it, and singing, "I got 99 problems and A CUBE ain't one!"
Its no "washing your balls" but I chuckled ; )
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I was so proud of myself, up until an hour ago. I had managed to keep it together all day and be semi-productive. I fell apart at 3 and have no clue what triggered it. The past few days have been rough, and now I have worst headache from the amount of tears shed this week.
J's office has been wonderful though. He has strict orders to not go in next week and take care or me instead. (no need to take vacation or sick days)
It's totally OK to cry. You're going through a big loss and it's only natural to mourn. Not to mention your hormones are in full effect. Please know that you can vent/cry/scream with me if you need to. I've been there and it sucks. Allow yourself to rest and get rid of the headache.
That's really awesome of your DH's employer. Just rely on each other for moral support over the next little while. Big hugs.
I cannot cope with the amount of man candy being shown in this thread. Specifically Bradley Cooper and Shemar Moore.
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to have some nice, steamy dreams tonight...
I think that's totally "washing your balls" funny. 99 problems and a ____ ain't one is one of my favorite things to sing/ say
Yeah, I guess I was. Silly me how watching a big group of catty white girls make fun of people who say things like "valentimes" makes me cringe.
Meh.
- Paula Deen to 104.1 KRBE's Producer Eric 9/17/2011
Oh FFS, this was completely unnecessary. LET. IT. GO. ALREADY.
Seriously.
Unnecessary? Really? After exactly HOW many comments in this thread at my expense?
I can't help it if she couldn't come up with something better than LOL. Maybe you guys could have helped her. Then you could have another day of the best interwebz ever!
- Paula Deen to 104.1 KRBE's Producer Eric 9/17/2011
That is your problem. You rant and rave and go off on weird tangents all the time. After that if someone says something to you, you play like you're victimized. I get sick of it. You poor thing!